Nonfamous Quote that stuck with me

[dun]

One that always irritated me, "It's not a problem, it's an opportunity to excel"

 

[3waycross]

One that always irritated me, "It's not a problem, it's an opportunity to excel"

I work for a corporation that would not let us use the word problem for over 10 years. They were all opportunities............gag :frowns:

 

[M5farm]

One I use on my wife when she nags me
If you don't let me alone I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your cloths

Another one I seem to use regular
I'm hungry enough to eat the azz end of a rhino

My grand always said "I'm hungry enough to eat the south end of a north bound Mule"

 

[dun]

One I use on my wife when she nags me
If you don't let me alone I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your cloths

Another one I seem to use regular
I'm hungry enough to eat the azz end of a rhino

My grand always said "I'm hungry enough to eat the south end of a north bound Mule"

My dad must have been hungrier then your grandad, with him it was skunk instead of a mule

 

[3waycross]

I always heard "uglier than the south end of a northbound mule"

 

[ga.prime]

I work for a corporation that would not let us use the word problem for over 10 years. They were all opportunities............gag :frowns:

:lol2: I guess y'all had group hugs too?

 

[Arnold Ziffle]

"You fell through the shythouse floor and landed in honey" (Maharishi Mahesh Burno)

 

[dun]

The first liar doesn;t stand a chance

 

[dun]

I'm not sure if I ever figured out the meaning of "All around a pigs adz is pork"

 

[TexasBred]

Give Isom an enima and you could bury him in a matchbox.

Others for Isom:

He's so short his legs just barely reach the ground.

"He's got them summer teeth" -- meaning "some are" here, "some are" there.

 

[AudieWyoming]

"Grab a root and growl"
akin to "Pulling your self up by your own bootstraps" @

 

[AudieWyoming]

"A blind man with a glass eye in his azz" can see that _____________ @ :compute:

 

[Limomike]

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. :nod:

 

[3waycross]

It ain't the violence that counts.....It's how far you are willing to take it!....................Lawless(a movie about bootlegging in Franklin County?)

 

[ALACOWMAN]

watched that a couple weeks ago,, they took their violence,, serious....

 

[3waycross]

watched that a couple weeks ago,, they took their violence,, serious....

Real good movie! They also took their commitment to their family seriously. :tiphat:

 

[TexasBred]

If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.

 

[3waycross]

Participating in a gun buy back is like having yourself castrated because you
believe that the neighbors have too many kids.

:tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat:

 

[TexasBred]

Participating in a gun buy back is like having yourself castrated because you
believe that the neighbors have too many kids.

:tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat: :tiphat:

HAHAHAHA :cowboy:

 

[Ryder]

One that always irritated me, "It's not a problem, it's an opportunity to excel"

I work for a corporation that would not let us use the word problem for over 10 years. They were all opportunities............gag :frowns:

Did you also have to refer to difficult or failiing situations as "challenges"? :bs: :bs: :bs: