Nonfamous Quote that stuck with me

[Sir Loin]

If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

 

[3waycross]

"If we could only buy him for what he's really worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth"

 

[AudieWyoming]

couldn't pull a sick #hore off the pot!
usually talking about a pkup or a tractor.
IE My wifes Honda gets 30 mpg but won't pull a sick #hore off the pot!@

 

[AudieWyoming]

I respect your right to be wrong. @

 

[AudieWyoming]

"They are just as happy as if they had good sense."

One my dad used to tell me alot.

"A man that gets his days and nights mixed up ain't never going to amount to a ****." @

 

[TexasBred]

Shoot low shorty, he's a ridin' a shetland.

 

[iowafarmer]

Shoot low shorty, he's a ridin' a shetland.

Intended for Isomade?? :lol2:

 

[M5farm]

I've been to 3 world fairs and 2 goat ropens and never seen nothing like that.

 

[cross_7]

People hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear

 

[larryshoat]

I got some I always tell the people working for me.

1. Bed deep straw is cheap.
2. A frozen garden hose is just like not having one.
3. If I'm going to hire somebody to manage I'll get somebody good at it.
4. On Monday I'll say "it's only 2 days till the middle of the week and we ain't done nothing yet".
5. If you're so open minded just start thinking like I do.
6. If we come out here and mess up 1% of what we do every day, what are we going to have in about 100 days.
7. I've never had a boy work here yet that at some point his girlfriend didn't try to manage my operation for me.

That's a few. I'm sure the love to hear those.

Larry

 

[cross_7]

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy

 

[Isomade]

I've been to 3 world fairs and 2 goat ropens and never seen nothing like that.

Brings back memories! Isom (the original) used to say "Beats all I ever seen, two world fairs, three calf ropins, and a worm wrestle."

 

[highgrit]

My Pop useto say your "nuttier than a fruitcake boy" When we useto go to a local rodeo and try and ride the bulls on Friday nights.

 

[tater74]

Doing nothing is the hardest thing there is because you can't stop to rest.

 

[cross_7]

Some people feel the rain, others just get wet

 

[B&M Farms]

"Hey yall, watch this!" Usually after the 6th or 7th beer.

 

[cross_7]

"Hey yall, watch this!" Usually after the 6th or 7th beer.

Hold my beer, watch this

 

[cross_7]

One I use on my wife when she nags me
If you don't let me alone I'm gonna slap you naked and hide your cloths

Another one I seem to use regular
I'm hungry enough to eat the azz end of a rhino

 

[jilleroo]

I'm hungry enough to chew the backside out of a ragdoll through a cane chair....!

 

[Caustic Burno]

Give Isom an enima and you could bury him in a matchbox.