Nonfamous Quote that stuck with me

[cow pollinater]

Divorce is an ugly, horrible word... unless you're the one that needs one.

 

[cross_7]

Ain't no sense in getting married at that age, all ya can do is hold hands

 

[Alan]

One that I remember TB likes " it is what it is". :mrgreen:

 

[Kingfisher]

Just as good as a good one!
I may be slow...but I'm dumb.
From the Ruba to the Tuba.

 

[TexasBred]

One that I remember TB likes " it is what it is". :mrgreen:

Thanks turkey....mercy I hate that. But I have a little Irish toast for you:

Here's to you and me,
May we never disagree.
But if we do, to he77 with you.
Here's to me !!!!! :cowboy:

 

[TexasBred]

One that I remember TB likes " it is what it is". :mrgreen:

Thanks turkey....mercy I hate that. But I have a little Irish toast for you:

Here's to you and me,
May we never disagree.
But if we do, to he77 with you.
Here's to me !!!!! :cowboy:

 

[M5farm]

Life is like a midget using the toilet. You have to be on your toes

 

[Hondac]

If that guys brain were gasoline, there would not be enough to power a p*issant's motorcycle around
a BB.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

one that comes to mind today.... f#$k him, and feed him fish heads.....

 

[3waycross]

one that comes to mind today.... f#$k him, and feed him fish heads.....

What cracks me up about that little toad is he and a few of his inner circle are the only FAT North Koreans in existance!

 

[ALACOWMAN]

reminds me of another dictator with blind followers

 

[3waycross]

reminds me of another dictator with blind followers

the skinny one with the big ears?

 

[Commercialfarmer]

"There is almost always a smarter way of doing something.... I'm just too dumb to figure it out."

me 1/31/13

 

[Commercialfarmer]

one that comes to mind today.... f#$k him, and feed him fish heads.....

What cracks me up about that little toad is he and a few of his inner circle are the only FAT North Koreans in existance!

That must be where all me green peas went that I didn't eat as a kid.

 

[ranchmom77]

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life... Instead, God gave me life that I might enjoy all things.

 

[lavacarancher]

Do the right thing.

dun I have stirred way more than I ever should have. Would have been much better off to let the sleeping dogs be.

Yea, BHB. Me too. I'm going to try one more time this weekend to reconcile but if it doesn't work that's it. I'm writing off a bad debt.

 

[3waycross]

Back to nonfamous quotes. My all time favorite has always been.

"If yer lookin for sympathy open yer dictionary and you'll find it right there between shyt and syphlis"

 

[haase]

I like the one, alligator mouth and canary a$$

 

[M5farm]

drunker than cooter brown

 

[ga.prime]

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 10,000 times, you're a weatherman."