Nonfamous Quote that stuck with me

[sim.-ang.king]

"Not much of a man if he can't figure out how to spell a word more then one way." Andrew Jackson

 

[cross_7]

Life's too short to hold grudges

 

[wv mud river]

dont eat yellow snow

 

[dun]

So poor don;t have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out of

 

[Workinonit Farm]

Fine as frogs hair split 3 ways.

As for sexy chimpanzees in rubber pants...I about spit my beverage all over my keyboard with that one! LOLOL

Katherine

 

[cow pollinater]

$hit in one hand and wish in the other... see which hand fills up faster.

 

[Ouachita]

I'll always remember 1994. Older brother had been separated from his wife for a few weeks. He was very depressed about it. I was working on a dozer with Dad. Older brother drove up looking to Dad for advice. Brother said wife wanted to get back together and make things right. Brother remarked how he just couldn't think of taking leftovers..............
Without missing a single breath, Dad replied;

"One cain't hurt it, and two cain't get in it!!!! Quit feeling sorry for your sorry arse and get back to livin. Everybody messes up. You included!!!!!"

Dad was a tough love type.

 

[cross_7]

The older the violin, the sweeter the music

 

[iowafarmer]

Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

 

[Nesikep]

Here's one from my grandma... it sounds a little better in french, and it can be used for a variety of things
"Culture (or whatever) is like jam, the less of it you have, the more you spread it around"

 

[cross_7]

If you stay out all night with the chickens, you have to get up in the morning with the roosters

 

[Isomade]

Sexy as sox on a rooster.

 

[Caustic Burno]

One Dad used a lot is that tractor wouldn't pull a sick whore outta bed.

 

[Nesikep]

a sick what?

 

[3waycross]

CB forgot the PC spelling...................hore

 

[cross_7]

Reap what you sow

 

[Nesikep]

I would have been able to put lots of non-PC words in there (I'm pretty well versed there) and it could have made grammatical sense... thanks for the clarification

 

[Caustic Burno]

It's time to pee on the fire and call the dog's this hunt is over.

Nervous as a grasshopper in the hen house.

 

[slick4591]

Worry is a waste of imagination.

 

[Ouachita]

That tractor couldn't pull a greasy string out of cats azz.

At deer camp, the early rising old man would slam the door and yell "Quick, everybody get up fast and pizz, the worlds on fire" :shock: He always succeeded in waking us up.