Nonfamous Quote that stuck with me

[Limomike]

The problem with common sense is that it's so uncommon

Same way with common decency.

 

[AudieWyoming]

" Like herding turkeys"
" Slower than herd of turtles"
"Good enough for government work"
:deadhorse: @

 

[ohiosteve]

From an old timer I met in the oil patch-"I've drank enough beer to frack a clinton well."

 

[FarmGirl10]

Common sense isn't a gift, if you have to listen to those without it.

 

[TexasBred]

From an old timer I met in the oil patch-"I've drank enough beer to frack a clinton well."

And from an executive during the savings and loan fiasco "I spill more than that everyday". :lol2:

 

[AudieWyoming]

" Grinning like a dog shytin razor blades."

I think my dad brought that one back from Korea, it meant more if you remember what razor blades were before the Gillette Trac II. @

 

[Nesikep]

I love the colourful metaphoric ones... here's one of my faves
"I feel like a can of smashed assho|es"

 

[dun]

It's hard to soar with eagles when you're surronded by turkeys

 

[AudieWyoming]

"Beller'n like a canner cow with a calf"

similar to " squealing like a stuck pig"

I stopped at bar for a couple of beers, when I got home my wife was "beller'n like a canner cow with a calf." @

 

[Beef Man]

Colder than a old maids bed ===== Hotter than a brides bed

 

[Limomike]

"Does a catfish pizz in the water it swims in?"

 

[Ryder]

I/He has drunk enough whiskey to float a battleship.

 

[Caustic Burno]

Love is like the morning dew just as soon land on a horse turd as a rose.

 

[dun]

Love is like the morning dew just as soon land on a horse turd as a rose.

You're such an incurable romantic!

 

[3waycross]

All he ever shows up with is a hand full of gimme and a mouth full of much obliged! (my uncle BTW)

 

[TexasBred]

Chicken one day........feathers the next

 

[cross_7]

Well I'll be bow legged and blind

 

[Nesikep]

If I'd agree with you we'd both be wrong