Still change clothes for "town run"?

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Most times I do wash my hands. The inhabitants of our little village either work and don't care or are drunks and don't care what others wear. If we do stop to eat at the local greasy spoon, I do take my dirty boots off at the door.

You have a store and a greasy spoon? Here I thought you lived in the middle of no where. Our greasy spoon shut down 5 or 6 years ago. The store has been gone so long that the building isn't even there anymore. Town has gone down hill to the point we don't even have a town drunk.

Send me a link to that job posting

Nesi small communities like this seldom need a full time drunk. You might get them to sign you on part time and then you could work at the next town over as their "part time town drunk" as well. Heck that 5 million dollar police station may have nice beds too.