melking
Well-known member
skyhightree1":18ccql0r said:There's always a gun on me
You can't count your wife....
skyhightree1":18ccql0r said:There's always a gun on me
While I do like the idea of CC, pulling a gun on 2 people who probably also have them isn't a winning proposition... I'm glad he used his brains to get out of it and they used theirs.Cross-7":l30klje6 said:My oldest when he's not at the station has a landscaping and mowing business.
He also has a little kubota and mows some acerage.
He was shredding some property in the country and some guys pulled up and asked where Craig was.
He told them he hasn't seen him.
They said I know your Craig and we want our money.
This went back and forth until he pulled out his drivers license and showed them he wasn't Craig.
He told me he'd never be in that position again and got his CHL
Bigfoot":1mfe400i said:I've dropped my daughter off at some function, and I'm parked on the side of a busy street anxiously waiting her return. The clientele walking past my truck makes me wish I had my fowling piece, and a box of double ought, instead of this single six.
melking":29om9sj3 said:skyhightree1":29om9sj3 said:There's always a gun on me
You can't count your wife....
LOLTennesseeTuxedo":3v202bc3 said:Bigfoot":3v202bc3 said:I've dropped my daughter off at some function, and I'm parked on the side of a busy street anxiously waiting her return. The clientele walking past my truck makes me wish I had my fowling piece, and a box of double ought, instead of this single six.
You're in a truck with a pistol yet your daughter walks amoungst them?
Yes siree, my Ex does get around.Jogeephus":1uyqe1fz said:I don't but I always carry a bottle of whiskey and a MOAB in my pocket whenever I'm mowing the grass and whoever I encounter can either drink with me or die with me. Its their choice.
Most eventful thing that ever happened to me while mowing grass was a woman came out of nowhere and drug me in the house and had her way with me. I told her No, Don't, Stop but she ravaged me like I was just some man toy and left me so tired I couldn't finish mowing the grass and to throw salt on the wound she drank the last of my whiskey and rendered my MOAB useless for a good spell.
Strange times we live in.
Son of Butch":1xu9hso7 said:Yes siree, my Ex does get around.Jogeephus":1xu9hso7 said:I don't but I always carry a bottle of whiskey and a MOAB in my pocket whenever I'm mowing the grass and whoever I encounter can either drink with me or die with me. Its their choice.
Most eventful thing that ever happened to me while mowing grass was a woman came out of nowhere and drug me in the house and had her way with me. I told her No, Don't, Stop but she ravaged me like I was just some man toy and left me so tired I couldn't finish mowing the grass and to throw salt on the wound she drank the last of my whiskey and rendered my MOAB useless for a good spell.
Strange times we live in.
TennesseeTuxedo":3tx31n1z said:Bigfoot":3tx31n1z said:I've dropped my daughter off at some function, and I'm parked on the side of a busy street anxiously waiting her return. The clientele walking past my truck makes me wish I had my fowling piece, and a box of double ought, instead of this single six.
You're in a truck with a pistol yet your daughter walks amoungst them?
Bigfoot":2h9d2bda said:I dropped her in the front door, and drove to a parking space. The way I was dressed would have actually caused trouble. Best I just stayed low.
And I sure wouldn't encourage you to use weed and seed products.littletom":3qdy8xa6 said:If I felt like I had to pack a gun for my safety mowing my yard. I think I would throw in the towel and move.
Strange indeed Jo. I've of late, come to the conclusion, that if I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, they'd find me attractive...Jogeephus":1s3peo62 said:I don't but I always carry a bottle of whiskey and a MOAB in my pocket whenever I'm mowing the grass and whoever I encounter can either drink with me or die with me. Its their choice.
Most eventful thing that ever happened to me while mowing grass was a woman came out of nowhere and drug me in the house and had her way with me. I told her No, Don't, Stop but she ravaged me like I was just some man toy and left me so tired I couldn't finish mowing the grass and to throw salt on the wound she drank the last of my whiskey and rendered my MOAB useless for a good spell.
Strange times we live in.
littletom":3v1gms9y said:If I felt like I had to pack a gun for my safety mowing my yard. I think I would throw in the towel and move.
littletom":3ihm8m1t said:If I felt like I had to pack a gun for my safety mowing my yard. I think I would throw in the towel and move.
Bigfoot":hf19r30a said:TennesseeTuxedo":hf19r30a said:Bigfoot":hf19r30a said:I've dropped my daughter off at some function, and I'm parked on the side of a busy street anxiously waiting her return. The clientele walking past my truck makes me wish I had my fowling piece, and a box of double ought, instead of this single six.
You're in a truck with a pistol yet your daughter walks amoungst them?
Ahhhhhh we mock that which we do not understand.
I dropped her in the front door, and drove to a parking space. The way I was dressed would have actually caused trouble. Best I just stayed low.
greybeard":1dnxhv2y said:Strange indeed Jo. I've of late, come to the conclusion, that if I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, they'd find me attractive...