El_Putzo
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Arnold Ziffle":ywjayb5b said:El Putzo that wasn't too bad. How's this for a faux paux: asking a gal with a fairly noticeable belly when her baby is due --- and of course it turns out that she is not pregnant!! I didn't do that, but was soooooo close to doing it one time.
I'll do you one better. This happened just last summer. A group of my friends and I were standing around at a local tractor pull savoring some cold adult beverages. Apparently I had drank more than I thought because when I noticed a nice looking scantily clad young lady standing a few feet away, my voice was slightly louder than I thought. I opened my fat mouth and made a comment about the nearly transparent "baby doll" shirt she was wearing and that it made her look pregnant. Needless to say I didn't even get her name, just a slap in the face. Funny thing was, she knew one of my buddy's and stayed to talk to him. Obviously from that point on, my motormouth was topic of conversation.
A wise man once said: Tis better to be silent and be thought of as a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.