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Ill just give this a lick and a promise, my mother said as she
quickly mopped up a spill on the floor without moving any of the furniture. What is that supposed to mean, I asked as in my young mind I envisioned someone licking the floor with his or her tongue. It means that I'm in a hurry and I'm busy canning tomatoes so I am going to just give it a lick with the mop and promise to come back and do the job right later.

A lick and a promise was just one of the many old phrases that I remember my mother, grandma, and others using that they probably heard from the generations before them. With the passing of time, many old phrases become obsolete or even disappear.This is unfortunate because some of them are very appropriate and humorous. Here is a list that I came up with
that I remember my parents and grandparents using, some that we don't hear much anymore. Perhaps you have some memorable old phrases of your own that you could add to the list:

A Bone to Pick (someone who wants to discuss a disagreement)

An Axe to Grind (Someone who has a hidden motive.This phrase is said to have originated from Benjamin Franklin who told a story about a devious man who asked how a grinding wheel worked. He ended up walking away with his axe sharpened free of charge)

A bad apple spoils the whole barrel (one corrupt person can cause all the others to go bad if you don't remove the bad one)

At sea (lost or not understanding something)

Bad Egg (Someone who was not a good person)

Barking at a knot (meaning that your efforts were as useless as a dog barking at a knot.)

Bee in your bonnet (To have an idea that won't let loose)

Been thrugh the mill (had a rough time of it)

Between hay and grass (Not a child or an adult)

Blinky (Between sweet and sour, as in milk)

Calaboose (a jail)

Cattywampus (Something that sits crooked such as a chair sitting at an angle)

Dicker (to barter or trade)

Feather In Your Cap (to accomplish a goal. This came from years ago in wartime when warriors might receive a feather they would put in their cap for defeating an enemy)

Hold your horses (Be patient!)

I reckon (I suppose)

Jawing (Talking or arguing)

Kit and caboodle (The whole thing)

Madder than an old wet hen (really angry)

Needs taken down a notch or two (like notches in a belt. Usually a young person who thinks too highly of himself and needs a lesson)

No Spring Chicken (Not young anymore)

Persnickety (overly particular or snobbish)

Pert-near (short for pretty near)

Pretty is as pretty does (your actions are more important han your looks)

Scalawag (a rascal or unprincipled person)

Scarce as hens teeth (something difficult to obtain)

Skedaddle (Get out of here quickly)

Sparking (courting)

Straight From the Horses Mouth (privileged information from the one concerned)

Stringing around, gallivanting around, or piddling (Not doing
anything of value)

Sunday go to meetin' dress (The best dress you have, your church dress)

We wash up real fine, cleans up real good (is another goodie.)

Tie the Knot (to get married)

Too many irons in the fire (to be involved in too many things)

Tuckered out (tired and all worn out)

Under the weather (not feeling well. This term came from going below deck on ships due to sea sickness thus you go below or under the weather)

Wearing your best bib and tucker (Being all dressed up)

You ain't the only duck in the pond (Its not all about you)

Well, if you hold your horses, I reckn Ill get this whole kit and caboodle done and sent off to you. Please don't be too persnickety and get a bee in your bonnet because I've been pretty tuckered out and at sea lately because I'm no spring chicken. I haven't been just stringin' around and I know I'm not the only duck in the pond, but I do have too many irons in
the fire. I might just be barking at a knot, but I have tried to give this article more than just a lick and a promise.
 
pasture bred - pregnant before marriage :shock:

love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe
 
put the horse before the cart.. pregnant before married
bring him down a peg or two....same a your notch.
round the houses for this...went out of his way.
look at him with his airs and graces...someone acting posh
and we have a lot of the Cockney Rhyming slang also. If you really want to get confused, I could tell you some.
 
its cold as a well diggers behind
he aint firing on all cylinders
aint over till the fat lady sings
lazier than a may horse
did someone pee in your cornflakes
[this ones for if youre about to get someone back]"im gonna burn your cornbread"
 
I got to talk to a man about a dog (or horse) I gotta go

Does a bear S*** in the woods. Yes

He,s a little touched.Off mentality
 
frenchie":3r1te8zn said:
I got to talk to a man about a dog (or horse) I gotta go

Does a bear S*** in the woods. Yes

He,s a little touched.Off mentality

two bob short of a shilling....or a sandwich short of a picnic..is ours for a little off mentality.....in our old money a bob was a shilling, you can work it out.
dressed to the 9's...over dressed
all dressed up and nowhere to go.....also over dressed
as useful as a chocolate teapot.....a useless person
 
chrisy":1ujg3odt said:
frenchie":1ujg3odt said:
I got to talk to a man about a dog (or horse) I gotta go

Does a bear S*** in the woods. Yes

He,s a little touched.Off mentality

two bob short of a shilling....or a sandwich short of a picnic..is ours for a little off mentality.....in our old money a bob was a shilling, you can work it out.
dressed to the 9's...over dressed
all dressed up and nowhere to go.....also over dressed
as useful as a chocolate teapot.....a useless person


Useless as tits on a boar...a useless person

A legend in his own mind ..no explanation required

A few bricks short of a full load..... ....somewhat off
 
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger
Busier than a pair of jumper cables at a ____funeral (or wedding)
Colder than a well digger's ass
Worthless as chicken s*** on a pump handle
Worthless as teats on a boar hog
Slicker than owl s*** on a sycamore tree
Madder than a wet hen
Meaner than a gut shot grizzly
Thicker than hair on a hound
Noisy as a bunch of skeletons on a tin roof
Crazier than a s*** house rat
Crazier than a hydrophobied skunk
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
 
I've got to add one to AZ's list

Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.

Oh, and another

Looser than a knob on the $hit house door.
 
An Aussie favorite of mine:

A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Theres a million more but Id have to get my brain into gear to remember them.
 
I always heard Busier than a one armed paper hanger with crabs.
buiser than a cat covering s*** on concrete.
uglier than a mud fence
ugler than an arm load of assh****

And for some reason I havent fifured out my Daddy always told me when I was a kid he drowened the wrong one.
 
El_Putzo":30kexgta said:
I've got to add one to AZ's list
Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.
Dangit el Putzo. Now you trying to hurt my feelings too. :lol: :lol:
 
Weaker than a grass fed mule,

That's as dangerous as pooping in a broke jug on a slippery creek bank
 
Calman":1zb6n5py said:
I always heard Busier than a one armed paper hanger with crabs.
buiser than a cat covering s*** on concrete.
uglier than a mud fence
ugler than an arm load of assh****

And for some reason I havent fifured out my Daddy always told me when I was a kid he drowened the wrong one.

Busier that a cat covering s*** on a tin roof
 
la4angus":2r8wa1z7 said:
El_Putzo":2r8wa1z7 said:
I've got to add one to AZ's list
Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.
Dangit el Putzo. Now you trying to hurt my feelings too. :lol: :lol:

It's been told to me by many that I'm an A-hole. I work with a guy with a prosthetic leg. He lost his leg in a hay baler. He has a great sense of humor though. I said that phrase one time before I knew about his leg. He laughed about it and told me what had happened. I felt about 3 inches tall at the time. Now it's a running joke in our group. (no pun intended)
 
El Putzo that wasn't too bad. How's this for a faux paux: asking a gal with a fairly noticeable belly when her baby is due --- and of course it turns out that she is not pregnant!! I didn't do that, but was soooooo close to doing it one time. :)
 

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