greybeard
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Possums....looking for a place to stay warm and a nice meal too.....
bball said:hurleyjd said:bball said:The uterus and mammary glands are utilized in a fertility ritual performed during the blood moon in hopes of birthing/nourishing a 'change'.
The ear is used during the ceremony to ensure that their desires are heard and a satisfactory offering has been made.
Looks like you are very invested in this ritual and know a lot about it.
of course, I am as full of shyt as the poor cow
Put your glasses on Hurley and read to the bottom ;-)
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Sorry sorry I did recognize the irony in your post.
hurleyjd said:Sorry sorry I did recognize the irony in your post.
greybeard said:Bigfoot said:I bet they're right about the moon stuff.
Yep. Why the ear tho...or the udder?
Heck.why any of it?
Behind the ear guy has an opportunity here.
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hurleyjd said:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_sg_d3Fj0
UFOs are the answer. I have seen the same thing in my area and with my cows. I will be on the look out for any thing unusual.
Deepsouth said:hurleyjd said:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_sg_d3Fj0
UFOs are the answer. I have seen the same thing in my area and with my cows. I will be on the look out for any thing unusual.
I can't figure out why those space critters would travel halfway across the galaxy to cut up a cow. Looks like they would go for something a little more interesting like a giraffe.
At least they would take some rib eye. Never see them sampling any hogs. If they wanted a real interesting animal they would take a duck billed platypus.callmefence said:Deepsouth said:hurleyjd said:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7_sg_d3Fj0
UFOs are the answer. I have seen the same thing in my area and with my cows. I will be on the look out for any thing unusual.
I can't figure out why those space critters would travel halfway across the galaxy to cut up a cow. Looks like they would go for something a little more interesting like a giraffe.
Lol
That's gotta be a clue. I betting they resemble giraffes.
hurleyjd said:At least they would take some rib eye. Never see them sampling any hogs. If they wanted a real interesting animal they would take a duck billed platypus.callmefence said:Deepsouth said:I can't figure out why those space critters would travel halfway across the galaxy to cut up a cow. Looks like they would go for something a little more interesting like a giraffe.
Lol
That's gotta be a clue. I betting they resemble giraffes.