On the Campaign Trail with Crowder and me...

[warpaint]

Anyone else interested in a "Pork Basket"?

Delivered to your doorstep. Just in time for Christmas.

Limited availability.

Gourmet "Suckling" pigs are a hot commodity in Florida.

Just ask Flaboy.

I thought Flaboy was more into "Pigs ina Blanket"!!

 

[Alice]

Anyone else interested in a "Pork Basket"?

Delivered to your doorstep. Just in time for Christmas.

Limited availability.

Gourmet "Suckling" pigs are a hot commodity in Florida.

Just ask Flaboy.

I thought Flaboy was more into "Pigs ina Blanket"!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That's funny...I don't care who ya' are!

Alice

 

[flaboy-]

Yeah, ya'll go ahead and have a big laugh on me. Ya know I ain't right and might go postal at any given moment.

Oh, and I like my pig smoked. :shock:

 

[Bullbuyer]

Quit pickin' on flaboy, I think he's the only other person on here that share's my respect for the BBQ pig.
And as I always say when cookin' one up -
"I will serve no swine before it's time"

 

[john250]

MikeC, Riding his HOG at Bike Week. OOps, I meant dates.On their way to an "all you can eat joint", to make Pigs outta themselves.You're a real sport, bringin' a couple extra for your Bud Flaboy!

I see at least 7 pigs on that bike, and I'm guessing them at 80 lb.
And I thought my dad was the world champ at overloading vehicles.
He needs a Harley. From what I've seen they often handle 480 lb on the 2nd seat. :lol:

Edited for math--7*80=560 lb. Duh.

 

[flaboy-]

My hog has weight limit of 140 pounds on the back seat. I have seen some of them hogs carrying hogs. It ain't a pretty sight.

Yep, sometimes those hogs slip into then chaps, throw on a vest and think they lost 300 pounds. I hate to tell them it don't work that way.

Only Crowder could love a 450 pounder in chaps and now we know why. These are some laws on the books in Tennessee;
1. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
2. The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
3. Driving is not to be done while asleep.
4. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. Hear that Crowder?
5. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Duh, they have to tell them?

And in Memphis - It's illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

 

[Bullbuyer]

Well - that clears up a lot of questions I had about Crowder and Tenn.!

 

[Gale Seddon]

Well, I'll probably take some flack for this, but I sure feel sorry for the pigs traveling like that...I know, I know, different culture and all that...still I don't like it.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Flaboy, I was posting early this A.M. about credibility being hard to restore when it's been lost. I was forwared this email from one of your Kinfolk a few minutes ago. This has explained a lot about your psycho problem. I hope you get an answer from Abby real soon.

Your Bud, Crowder



Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Central Florida who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents
live in a suburb of Cape Canaveral, and one of my sisters, who
lives in Sarasota, is married to a transvestite. My
father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana and are currently
dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes
in Miami.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence at Stark for murder of a
teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently
being held in the Manatee County Jail on charges of
neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who lives in Jacksonville and, indeed, is
still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward
to bringing her into the family and of course I want
to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my uncle who work for the Democrat national committe
Signed, Flaboy-

 

[MillIronQH]

Crowder... Is it true that the uncle actually work to get "That Woman" elected in New York???Z

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowder... Is it true that the uncle actually work to get "That Woman" elected in New York???Z

That's the one. Dont tell no one. ;-)

 

[flaboy+]

Come on now. You know that ain't true at all. It is a big fabricated story. My sisters don't live in Sarasota!

 

[warpaint]

TMI,TMI,TMI!!!

 

[Bullbuyer]

NO RESPECT ! Ya'll ought to be ashamed of yerselves! What would mom say if she heard this kind of talk -
worse yet, what would your granny say?

 

[MillIronQH]

NO RESPECT ! Ya'll ought to be ashamed of yerselves! What would mom say if she heard this kind of talk -
worse yet, what would your granny say?

Hmmmm.... Sic 'em.... SSSkit 'em up....Z

 

[warpaint]

Another good thread, gone totally wrong! :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Another good thread, gone totally wrong! :shock:

I've bout' come to the conclusion this Train done left the station without us. :help:

 

[warpaint]

Another good thread, gone totally wrong! :shock:

I've bout' come to the conclusion this Train done left the station without us. :help:

Not to fret, there Bubba, we'll just hop on Rebel 1 an catch up, hopefully!! ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

Another good thread, gone totally wrong! :shock:

I've bout' come to the conclusion this Train done left the station without us. :help:

Not to fret, there Bubba, we'll just hop on Rebel 1 an catch up, hopefully!! ;-)

Sorry Paint. Rebel 1 is on loan this weekend to the MAACP.

It will be back next week sometime, and then it'll be down for a serious cleaning and Re-furb.

 

[warpaint]

Another good thread, gone totally wrong! :shock:

I've bout' come to the conclusion this Train done left the station without us. :help:

Not to fret, there Bubba, we'll just hop on Rebel 1 an catch up, hopefully!! ;-)

Sorry Paint. Rebel 1 is on loan this weekend to the MAACP.

It will be back next week sometime, and then it'll be down for a serious cleaning and Re-furb.

We'll just have to take Militia 2 then. I know for a fact, aint nobody been usin it but me! ;-)