alacattleman
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there was a gal around here as cock eyed as jack elam, but she looked good in sunglass's but when she pulled them off.......daaaaaaaaaam :help:
I was wondering if she has a tale to match them chipmunk teethTexasBred":ozoagsvv said:alacattleman":ozoagsvv said:dam !she's fine, look at all them teeth, too many for me to count. and those dew eye's :heart:
If they showed her entire body you'd probably see she's got dew claws too. :lol: :lol:
kerley":24cj0n4s said:Which country singer sang " The girls all get pretty at closing time". Was it Mickey Gilley?
Tom
kerley":30qeydw6 said:Which country singer sang " The girls all get pretty at closing time". Was it Mickey Gilley?
Tom
Angus Cowman":2e5m4v77 said:I was wondering if she has a tale to match them chipmunk teethTexasBred":2e5m4v77 said:alacattleman":2e5m4v77 said:dam !she's fine, look at all them teeth, too many for me to count. and those dew eye's :heart:
If they showed her entire body you'd probably see she's got dew claws too. :lol: :lol:
i was thinking. if you had a case of beer and time too kill..set there and stare at the monitor, how many would it take before she started to make a come around..................are you did onekerley":mc7wrp26 said:Which country singer sang " The girls all get pretty at closing time". Was it Mickey Gilley?
Tom
Lammie":ktt1s951 said:Ever heard that song called "She Was All Liquored Up"?
... "I said, where you been? She said Big Lots, spit popcorn in my face and lit the wrong end of her cigarette"
I can't remember who sings it, but they play it all the time on the Texas music station around here. It's a hoot.
Tried to find it, not the one by Mojo Nixon and the Toadliquors, but another song. That one's good, too, though.
She came in last night,
Lipstick smeared
Red dress torn
Paycheck blown
High heels in her hand
Lovin on her mind
Doing the Hoocky Koochy
She was all liquored up.
Jogeephus":ewvrk8y2 said:I'm not kidding, but I think I saw her at the Dollar Store yesterday. When I first saw her I thought she looked familiar then I remembered this thread. I almost busted out laughing. I'm not kidding, if it wasn't her it was her sister. :shock:
id give her a -0TexasBred":16wd363d said:Lammie":16wd363d said:Ever heard that song called "She Was All Liquored Up"?
... "I said, where you been? She said Big Lots, spit popcorn in my face and lit the wrong end of her cigarette"
I can't remember who sings it, but they play it all the time on the Texas music station around here. It's a hoot.
Tried to find it, not the one by Mojo Nixon and the Toadliquors, but another song. That one's good, too, though.
She came in last night,
Lipstick smeared
Red dress torn
Paycheck blown
High heels in her hand
Lovin on her mind
Doing the Hoocky Koochy
She was all liquored up.
Lammie...there was another song about "Going to bed at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2". This might just be her.
alacattleman":14wc0oyk said:id give her a -0TexasBred":14wc0oyk said:Lammie":14wc0oyk said:Ever heard that song called "She Was All Liquored Up"?
... "I said, where you been? She said Big Lots, spit popcorn in my face and lit the wrong end of her cigarette"
I can't remember who sings it, but they play it all the time on the Texas music station around here. It's a hoot.
Tried to find it, not the one by Mojo Nixon and the Toadliquors, but another song. That one's good, too, though.
She came in last night,
Lipstick smeared
Red dress torn
Paycheck blown
High heels in her hand
Lovin on her mind
Doing the Hoocky Koochy
She was all liquored up.
Lammie...there was another song about "Going to bed at 2 with a 10 and waking up at 10 with a 2". This might just be her.
mnmtranching":2zh804u0 said:Jogeephus":2zh804u0 said:I'm not kidding, but I think I saw her at the Dollar Store yesterday. When I first saw her I thought she looked familiar then I remembered this thread. I almost busted out laughing. I'm not kidding, if it wasn't her it was her sister. :shock:
Joe, the last time I visited a dollar store, gals sure didn't look like that :shock: :help:
Reckon if I saw her at a dollar store, sure would put a damper in my fascination for that type an establishment. :stop: