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AN AMISH FARMER WALKING, NOTICES A MAN DRINKING FROM HIS POND, WITH HIS HAND.
THE AMISH MAN SHOUTS: "TRINK DAS WASSER NICHT. DIE KUHEN HABEN DAHIN GESHEISSEN." WHICH MEANS: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, THE COWS HAVE CRAPPED IN IT.
THE MAN SHOUTS BACK: "I'M FROM NEW YORK AND JUST DOWN HERE CAMPAIGNING FOR OBAMA, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. PLEASE SPEAK IN ENGLISH."
THE AMISH MAN SAYS: "USE TWO HANDS, YOU'LL GET MORE."
THE AMISH MAN SHOUTS: "TRINK DAS WASSER NICHT. DIE KUHEN HABEN DAHIN GESHEISSEN." WHICH MEANS: DON'T DRINK THE WATER, THE COWS HAVE CRAPPED IN IT.
THE MAN SHOUTS BACK: "I'M FROM NEW YORK AND JUST DOWN HERE CAMPAIGNING FOR OBAMA, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. PLEASE SPEAK IN ENGLISH."
THE AMISH MAN SAYS: "USE TWO HANDS, YOU'LL GET MORE."