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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
 
ranchwife":1cqvmrqt said:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and the hubby is on the tractor all night long!!! :cry: :cry:
;-) ;-)
There's always morning. :lol: :lol:
 
Yee-haw! You must be southern!

(translate for anyone who doesn't understand IMHO north of the Mason/Dixon eat lunch=south of Mason Dixon we call it dinner and north of Mason/Dixon eats dinner=south of Mason Dixon we call it supper. Keep in mind that some breeds have migrated and intermingled, so these regionalisms may not always hold true)

moral of the replies--anytime is a good time for a good time!
 
Now Cowgal, What's your definition of a good time, is it kinda like a Cowboy wedding? Fill us in...Champagne and roses? Spurs and sweat?
 
Remember this is a coffee shop with kids sittin at the table...










I will only say this........"save a horse-ride a :cboy: "
 
Crowderfarms":25rb3rmo said:
My kids MAY know more than me....Unfortunately. They just left the table.

Makes you wonder about the next generation of refrigerator art, doesn't it?
 
:oops: Sorry, Ryder. I thought I was being subtle! And for the record, I am not bad~just a little hornery. :D
 
I'll go with that!!! Been there, done that, got the sticker! :lol: Now if I could only remember where I got this pearl-snap shirt :shock:
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sidney411":p3jpwp2l said:
I'll go with that!!! Been there, done that, got the sticker! :lol: Now if I could only remember where I got this pearl-snap shirt :shock:
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Two of you :shock: :shock:
I think I just saw smoke, and it wasn't from the Vatican.
 
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