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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I
have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my
house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis
and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in
no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very
well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads
and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered."
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he
thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I
have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my
house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis
and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in
no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very
well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads
and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other
male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered."
