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txshowmom

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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.

>One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

>That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.

>The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it,son?"

>The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree.
 

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how funny :lol:

our old outhouse is pictured here by my name....its a 3 holie

i hate using the porta poties at the races or fairs, i have a fear of someone tipping it..... :shock:
 

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samm":2ewf6wl2 said:
i have a fear of someone tipping it..... :shock:

i saw that happen once. we didn't wait around to see the guy come out.......i imagine he was not a happy camper! :shock: :shock:
 

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Mahoney Pursley Ranch":7f3nqdxd said:
Never did understand more than one hole in them things! What ya gonna do sit in there and play cards? :lol:

Might make a difference if there's a lousey cook

dun
 

sidney411

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He mom's aunt and uncle have a cabin up in the mountains in Colorado. They STILL have an outhouse. It is WAAAAY down the mountain. Scary as crap at night, by the time you get to it you may not need it anymore!
 

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