Rustler9
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An Iowa farmer financed the purchase of a bull through his bank. His banker dropped by later to check on his investment.
"The bull's too busy eating grass," complained the farmer. "He's not even looking at my cows."
The banker suggested getting a veterinarian to check the bull.
A week later, the banker called back. "Everything is great," beamed the farmer. "The bull has serviced all my cows. He even broke through the fence and went after my neighbor's cows."
Wow," said the banker. "What did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer,
"What kind?" asked the banker.
"I dunno," said the farmer. "But they taste like peppermint."
"The bull's too busy eating grass," complained the farmer. "He's not even looking at my cows."
The banker suggested getting a veterinarian to check the bull.
A week later, the banker called back. "Everything is great," beamed the farmer. "The bull has serviced all my cows. He even broke through the fence and went after my neighbor's cows."
Wow," said the banker. "What did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer,
"What kind?" asked the banker.
"I dunno," said the farmer. "But they taste like peppermint."
