The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

[Crowderfarms]

> Subject: The Good; The Bad & The Ugly
>
>
> 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets.
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
>
> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> Bad: She wants a divorce.
> Ugly: She's a lawyer.
>
> 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
> Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
> Ugly: So are you.
>
> 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
> Bad: You find several movies hidden there.
> Ugly: You're in them.
>
> 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> Ugly: Your 18 year old daughter borrowed them.
>
> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> Ugly: He looks better than you.
>
> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees"
> talk to your daughter.
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Ugly: With corrections.
>
> 8. Good: The postman's early.
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
>
> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
> Bad: It's another man.
> Ugly: He's your best friend.
>
> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
> Bad: As a
> Ugly: She makes more

 

[D.R. Cattle]

Hey Crowder, just in case you missed the recent post...we've been reminded that women and children read these boards also. Just trying to keep you out of trouble buddy.

 

[Running Arrow Bill]

Agree...we sould keep our comments polite and free of profanity.

On the other hand, some women and kids are more worldly and "profane" than some male adults are...

 

[Crowderfarms]

Thought this was pretty tame compared to some.There's no profanity, just dry humor.I'll be more than thrilled to remove it if it offends someone.

 

[la4angus]

Thought this was pretty tame compared to some.There's no profanity, just dry humor.I'll be more than thrilled to remove it if it offends someone.

I don't know anyone that it would offend. Not even any preachers.

Actually there is at least a couple of preachers on here, and a few that are almost preachers. Maybe they would comment.