Jeanne - Simme Valley
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I know! The thought alone is hard on a women!!! 
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Have you ever noticed that when you grow up, no one asks you what your favorite dinosaur is? It's like they don't even care. Sigh
greybeard
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they're afraid you will say it's them..
4hfarms
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I saw my neighbor walk on a rake and smack himself in the face. Split his lip and knocked him on the ground. As funny as it was, about 10 min later, I'm on a ladder putting the weatherhead on his new electric service, He passed out while holding the ladder. He hit the ground while hanging on the ladder as I held onto the pole to keep the ladder under me. Lucky for me he wasn't a huge man. I had to wait until he regained consciousness, because he was leaning against the ladder. For a few minutes I considered jumping....until he woke up.
greybeard
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Mine is Thesaurus. Thesaurus is an ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
greybeard
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I'm confused...
#1. it's warmer in parts of Washington State this morning than it is here in Central Texas. Did the magnetic poles flip over during the night and no one told me?
#2. Our local funeral home just raised the cost of a funeral-- and blamed it on the cost of living
#1. it's warmer in parts of Washington State this morning than it is here in Central Texas. Did the magnetic poles flip over during the night and no one told me?
#2. Our local funeral home just raised the cost of a funeral-- and blamed it on the cost of living
greybeard
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Hmm, I begin to wonder, just how long my pool pump can run continuously and just how much will my electric bill be afterwards...
4hfarms
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Well gate bitch just got me back.....
I'm now ........ fire bitch!
I'm now ........ fire bitch!
Or silence it with duct tape.
I thought "Thesaurus" was the name of an old wooden sailing ship used during the Civil War era.
4hfarms
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No, I think it's the pink dino on Barney.
greybeard
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My niece is currently visiting in Nashville Tn, trying to get a flight out back to Houston.. the problem appears to be in Houston with ice on runway and ground base wing de-icing.
4hfarms
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Hate, hate, hate Nashville! With that said she may be better off on a snowmobile. Been steady snow since about dark last night. Unusual for round here.
greybeard
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We currently have light flurries; unusual here too. Sometime in the wee hours, sleet and frozen rain came.
wbvs58
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Something similar happened to me when we were putting up the barn for my wife's stables. We had the posts bolted to the trusses and were standing them up and then I started screwing the battens on to secure them while she was holding the post, she went and fainted on me and slumped to the ground, here I am try to hang onto the wobbly truss so it wouldn't fall. I had to yell and abuse her to get up and hold the post so I could make it safe. I'm a cruel ba$tard.
Ken
Dave
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Here it is a winter wonderland. Mostly I am wondering how long it is until spring.
Define abuse………
circlebllc
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Finally figured out how to get rid of all of my beef liver. Cook it, add rice and dog food. Makes a good warm meal for my dogs in this cold weather. I would never waste it by eating it..
greybeard
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My wife said if I didn't get off the computer,
she would slam my head into the keyboard.
I think I'll just gmbyohkulnmtsfdrehnmpyohk.
she would slam my head into the keyboard.
I think I'll just gmbyohkulnmtsfdrehnmpyohk.
