Have wondered about that myself…reallyIs a fly without wings called a walk?
Have wondered about that myself…reallyIs a fly without wings called a walk?
Few friends talk about giving up smoking.I was going to give up all of my bad habits for the new year but remembered that no one likes a quitter.
I hear their sense of smell is betterHow do the blind know they are done wiping?
If he's on a baseball diamond, he's third base.Is a dog without legs a drag?
That's why I number on both sides . I've did it a couple of timesLast Saturday while working cows I accidentally put an ear tag in backwards. After we let her out of the chute B asked what is the number on that last cow. I said #66, why? He said you put the taf in backwards, but that is OK we will be seeing her going the other way more than facing us.
I do like winter, I don't feel guilty about being in the house at 5.00pm, the old body is not up to long days.Truly random.
Ken is probably working his azz off in the daylight, hot summertime, smelling like the laundry basket in my high school sports locker room.
Here I am, midnight darkness, cold effing wintertime, smelling like a fresh washed babies bottom with my feet kicked up in the recliner.
Dumbassery down under
Good day, Ken!
See, the first and last sentence of a post are all we need.I do like winter, ……..Warren's posts are very long winded, he is even outdoing Jan these days.
Ken
What's long, thin, brown and looks like a stick?A stick without the "s" is just a tick…
But I lost my fanbelt, and my wife is pointing and laughing at my pulley. She says I need a bigger one, else the belt will keep slingingWhat's long, thin, brown and looks like a stick?
A stick.
A job for a bit of baling twine????Why does equipment breakdown in the middle of feeding on a Sunday when you can't get parts. Lost a fanbelt on my Massey today, at least I got the calves in the corrals and fed before it gave out. The cows will have to forage for themselves today; they should be able to find some pickings out there.
Panty hose works in a bind……A job for a bit of baling twine????
Ken
I've used panty hose for a belt replacement.Panty hose works in a bind……
In a former life as a crane operator we would liberally apply baby powder to brakes/clutches in the draw works to prevent slippage. Stopgap measure for sure but it worked.I've used panty hose for a belt replacement.
And for a slipping belt I've sprayed it with hair spray.