MurraysMutts
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It gets better!
I just heard both restrooms were in use at the same time. Someone flushed in one, and it came up the other while someone was still seated!!!
Can't make this crap up!
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I just heard both restrooms were in use at the same time. Someone flushed in one, and it came up the other while someone was still seated!!!
Can't make this crap up!
Ouachita
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Remove the business end of a plunger, hook it up to an air hose and send it back. Toilet wars are fun unless you are the one with clean up duty.It gets better!
I just heard both restrooms were in use at the same time. Someone flushed in one, and it came up the other while someone was still seated!!!
Can't make this crap up!
CowboyRam
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I bet most of us have seen this in the boys bathroom in High School. Flush hard, it's got to go all the way to the kitchen.
Except when they're fried!!!
Ouachita
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I just asked my wife if she wanted to go riding around, window shopping. She didn't get it, so I said galavanting. She still didn't get it, but she's coming, so that's good!
We are "fixin" to tear the world from together!
We are "fixin" to tear the world from together!
Farm Family
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Not sure this belongs in this thread but thought it had a good message or certainly worth a thought…
Ouachita
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Okay ladies, save this for Fathers Day gift ideas. My son got one of these salt guns as a gift. I took it to work and it's a big hit. It'll keep a grown man entertained while you finish his chores 
greybeard
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Next time you go visit someone ya don't really like, and use their facility, take a ball point pen and poke a hole in their plunger. Next time they use it, a stream of nasty poop water will be shot out of the plunger...upwards.
I bought one for Mr. TC last Father's Day. Big fun, sitting on the deck and firing away but he aims for wasps.Okay ladies, save this for Fathers Day gift ideas. My son got one of these salt guns as a gift. I took it to work and it's a big hit. It'll keep a grown man entertained while you finish his chores
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greybeard
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what would Mr Miyagi think?Okay ladies, save this for Fathers Day gift ideas. My son got one of these salt guns as a gift. I took it to work and it's a big hit. It'll keep a grown man entertained while you finish his chores
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Ouachita
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Finally something worth reading in the news.
www.5newsonline.com
104-year-old woman celebrates 26th birthday on the back of a motorcycle in Bella Vista
Evelyn Eales proves that being bad-to-the-bone has no age limit.
www.5newsonline.com
greybeard
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What does a 104 year old woman have between her boobs that she didn't have at age 22?
belly button...
belly button...
Ouachita
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Super powers……..
When I was a kid, I wanted to fly like Superman, or have X-Ray vision…….or have hair like Phyllis Diller.
Now, I just want to know what my dog is thinking.
When I was a kid, I wanted to fly like Superman, or have X-Ray vision…….or have hair like Phyllis Diller.
Now, I just want to know what my dog is thinking.
Ouachita
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As a bonus to my previous wish, I would like to have my jar opening talents restored. My fingers don't work like they used to, and I'm afraid my gate opener may be eyeballing potentially new jar openers.
CowboyRam
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Same, I tried without much success. Jumped off the haystack, although it was probably only six foot high at the time.
did you tie a cape on first? We always got in trouble for sneaking the bath towels out
Caustic Burno
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Just wait all packaging, jars and medicine bottles become geriatric proof .
Ouachita
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I'm not going to show this to my wife. I'd be a gonner for sure.
CowboyRam
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Maybe that was my problem, I forgot the cape. Dang.
