Old men still think fast....

[Limomike]

Subject: Old Men

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
> courts, and some orange trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although
> he rarely did that anymore.
>
> One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
> for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to
> bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
> As He came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
> his Pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
> deep End.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

 

[syork]

:shock: :lol: :lol:

 

[bigbull338]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

Hey ya been down to fla's farm he has one of those ponds.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[grannysoo]

Love that old man!

 

[Limomike]

Hey ya been down to fla's farm he has one of those ponds.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kinda who I was thinkin about when I posted this one.. Flaboy... but he may not be old enough to think that fast.. :lol2: :lol:

 

[bigbull338]

heck flaboy would forget about them gaters an jump in the pool with them gals.

 

[flaboy]

Subject: Old Men


> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Naw, wasn't me. I was with him though. I was there to watch the ladies swim and get out of the pond naked.