Never Leave Your Nuts Alone

[Colorado2008]

> >
> >A doctor at an insane asylum
> >decided to take his patients
> >to a baseball game.
> >
> >For weeks in advance,
> >he coached his patients
> >to respond to his commands.
> >
> >When the day of the game arrived.
> >
> >Everything went quite well.
> >
> >As the National Anthem started,
> >the doctor yelled,
> >
> >'Up Nuts',
> >
> >and the patients complied by standing up.
> >
> >After the anthem,
> >he yelled,
> >
> >'Down Nuts',
> >
> >and they all sat back down in their seats.
> >
> >After a home run was hit,
> >the doctor yelled,
> >
> >'Cheer Nuts'.
> >
> >They all broke out into applause and cheered.
> >
> >When the umpire made a particularly bad call
> >against the star of the home team,
> >the Doctor yelled,
> >
> >'Booooo Nuts'
> >
> >and they all started booing and cat calling.
> >
> >Comfortable with their response,
> >the doctor decided to go get a beer
> >and a hot dog,
> >leaving his assistant in charge.
> >
> >When he returned,
> >there was a riot in progress.
> >
> >Finding his tizzied assistant,
> >the doctor asked,
> >
> >'What in the world happened?'
> >
> >The assistant replied,
> >
> >'Well everything was going just fine
> >until this guy walked by and yelled,
> >
> >'PEANUTS!'
;-)

 

[J. T.]

Now, that's a good 'un!

 

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