lavacarancher":2qp36ukd said:
For you folks in S. Texas you might have noticed the animals are starting to pair up. What's a cubit? (Need to know how much wood to order) Not complaining, mind you but my toes are starting to grow together and the squirrels are learning to do the back stroke. Must be global warming.
They no longer refer to it as Global Warming. It is now called Climate Change. Yes, that is correct. They did that so it gives them more options for defining what's happening when Global "Warming" doesn't occur. ;-)
Back in the 1800's a missionary arrived on the Washington coast to convert the Indians to Christians. One particular Indian was a very strong believer. Then suddenly h no longer believed and went back to his old ways. When the missionary inquired why this change occurred the Indian told him it was the story of Noah. The Indian said that the bible told that it rained 40 days and 40 nights and flooded the earth. He said I have seen it rain for 4 months straight and the creeks don't raise more than a foot.