chrisy
Well-known member
> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
> two black eyes and a 5-Iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
>
> Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
>
> "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
> difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
>
> We went to look for them while I was looking around I noticed one
> of the cows had something white at its rear end."
>
> "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
> with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
> butt
>
> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
> like yours!'"
>
> "I don't remember much after that ..."
>
> two black eyes and a 5-Iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.
>
> Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
>
> "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
> difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
>
> We went to look for them while I was looking around I noticed one
> of the cows had something white at its rear end."
>
> "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
> with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
> butt
>
> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
> like yours!'"
>
> "I don't remember much after that ..."
>
:shock: :roll: :shock: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
