Gettin' Old is Tuff

[TexasBred]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said,
"I thought it was a fart--- - but I was wrong, too!"

 

[Isomade]

:lol: :lol:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

:cowboy: how about the old man walking down the sidewalk dragging one foot along ....when around the corner comes another feller dragging his foot as well.... first old man slapped his leg and said vietnam 1968, the other guy said,,,,, dog sht around the corner

 

[TexasBred]

:cowboy: how about the old man walking down the sidewalk dragging one foot along ....when around the corner comes another feller dragging his foot as well.... first old man slapped his leg and said vietnam 1968, the other guy said,,,,, dog sht around the corner

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Dave]

True Story. When I was working in Alaska in the 70's a public health nurse was talking about how all the older Eskimo men walked very bull legged and humped over.
A guy standing there proceeds to tell her about how the Eskimos use to hunt polar bears. Following a bears tracks on dog sled for days. Once the bear was sighted they woud turn loose the dogs who would bay up the bear. Then the man would approach the bear with a spear. He would poke at the bear with the spear until it dropped down to all fours and charged. The Eskimo would brace the butt of his spear against the snow and hold still while the bear's charge skrewed himself on the spear killing the bear.
The public health nurse said that is all fine and good but what did that have to do with Eskimo men walking bull legged?
The man replied anyone who has balls enough to hunt bears that way.... well that is the only way they can walk.

 

[3waycross]

True Story. When I was working in Alaska in the 70's a public health nurse was talking about how all the older Eskimo men walked very bull legged and humped over.
A guy standing there proceeds to tell her about how the Eskimos use to hunt polar bears. Following a bears tracks on dog sled for days. Once the bear was sighted they woud turn loose the dogs who would bay up the bear. Then the man would approach the bear with a spear. He would poke at the bear with the spear until it dropped down to all fours and charged. The Eskimo would brace the butt of his spear against the snow and hold still while the bear's charge skrewed himself on the spear killing the bear.
The public health nurse said that is all fine and good but what did that have to do with Eskimo men walking bull legged?
The man replied anyone who has balls enough to hunt bears that way.... well that is the only way they can walk.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :tiphat:

 

[expensive hobby]

Thats some funny :secret: there.

 

[Jogeephus]

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