Crowderfarms
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Subject: BREWSTER THE ROOSTER
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> Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
>young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to
>fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't
>perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot
>of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to
>his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a
>distance, which rooster was performing.
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> Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
>simply by listening to the bells.
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> Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster, a very fine specimen he
>was, too. But on this particular morning Whitey noticed old Brewster's bell
>hadn't rung at all! Whitey went to investigate.
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> The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The
>pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
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> BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so
>it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
>next one. Whitey was so proud of Brewster, he entered him in the county
>fair... and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result...
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> The judges not only awarded Brewster the "No Bell Piece Prize" but
>they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
>
> Clearly Brewster was a democrat. Who else could figure out how to
>win two of the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the
>best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them.
>
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> Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
>young layers called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to
>fertilize the eggs. Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't
>perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot
>of Whitey's time so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to
>his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a
>distance, which rooster was performing.
>
> Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
>simply by listening to the bells.
>
> Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster, a very fine specimen he
>was, too. But on this particular morning Whitey noticed old Brewster's bell
>hadn't rung at all! Whitey went to investigate.
>
> The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The
>pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
>
> BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so
>it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
>next one. Whitey was so proud of Brewster, he entered him in the county
>fair... and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result...
>
> The judges not only awarded Brewster the "No Bell Piece Prize" but
>they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
>
> Clearly Brewster was a democrat. Who else could figure out how to
>win two of the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the
>best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them.
>
