inyati13
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Everyone knows about my talking dog now. Today, I called my mom at the nursing home. She was upset because I have not been in to see her lately. She ask, "Are you coming to see me today?" I said no mom, I had planned to but I can't. She asks, "Why?" I said its Blue mom, he said his stomach is all upset. Mom likes Blue, so with concern in her voice she asks what's wrong. I said mom he said the cows got him all upset. I was out front when the cows came up this morning. I went around with my curry comb, combing out burrs and manure. Petting them and talking sweetly to each of them. Blue comes over as I am giving Star baby a few extra scratches on the butt. He looks up at me in disguise and says I have let these cows wrap me around their hoof. I said now get away Blue, you know Star don't like you getting right here at her feet. He put his head down and walked back to the shop.
When I got back to the shop he was standing up on the tailgate of the pick-up. He growled low in his throat to get my attention. I stop comb in hand. In dramatic fashion, he raises one paw high in the air and howls out in a clear voice, "Thou shall not put any other four-legged animal before thou Dog."
I had to be impressed. I hugged him and tried to console him. He said, "Ron, I have stood by you. Laid out there while you worked. Stayed here at the shop while you rode around in that big green tractor. Been here for you when ever you needed me. And now all you want to do is run around with your head up a cow's azz. You got my dam stomach tore all to he$$."
Mom said, "You better get him back home and take care of your dog." I said Ok mom. And that is how I got out of another visit with mom!
When I got back to the shop he was standing up on the tailgate of the pick-up. He growled low in his throat to get my attention. I stop comb in hand. In dramatic fashion, he raises one paw high in the air and howls out in a clear voice, "Thou shall not put any other four-legged animal before thou Dog."
I had to be impressed. I hugged him and tried to console him. He said, "Ron, I have stood by you. Laid out there while you worked. Stayed here at the shop while you rode around in that big green tractor. Been here for you when ever you needed me. And now all you want to do is run around with your head up a cow's azz. You got my dam stomach tore all to he$$."
Mom said, "You better get him back home and take care of your dog." I said Ok mom. And that is how I got out of another visit with mom!