Are you ready to do your duty?

[JMJ Farms]

You know you messed up when she's so mad, that you sneak into the bedroom and unload HER gun. That's all I'm gonna say.

When she's mad, you are supposed to sneak into the bedroom and then unload your gun :nod:

Sounds like the start of a good song.

:lol2: How's this?

I used to lay out all night long
Living out every country song
Chasing women, whiskey, and a fight
Then drag in with the morning light

I knew there would be heII to pay
All because of the cards I loved to play
She'd threaten to leave every time
But I knew that she'd take every dime

When you drink all night in town
There's only one way to calm her down
Might as well have a little more fun
So I'd creep into the bedroom, and unload my gun....... :lol2:

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[greybeard]

They say Love is grand...........but Divorce is 100 grand.

 

[ez14.]

They say Love is grand...........but Divorce is 100 grand.

My employer was telling me of some of the expenses from his first wife. The youngest child from that marriage is 18 now and the ex-wife is dead. So I guess there will be no more expenses from his first wife. But 100 grand ain't going to even cover half of it!