Any New Tennessee Questions For Me?

[Crowderfarms]

Sign me up paint ! maybe we can all get on one of them talk shows - kind of a before and after weight loss miracle cure:

"Uncle Crowder's Superfiltered Tonic Water - not good for washin' but plenty good for drinkin' !"

We can get us a spot in the middle of the night and have us a info-mercial. We could try to bump out Viagra, levitra and that other one named "See-Alice" With Uncle Crowder's Superfiltered Tonic Water, You're sure to "See-Alice" in a hole new way!!

We could all sing us a song to go with the info-mercial.It goes sumpin' like this...

I don't wanna "See-Alice" no more.
She dont fit thru the Kitchen door
She's a weighin' in a 4 hundret N' 4.
My Po' ol' back cant take it no more.

Well I was a feelin' down, so I went to Town,
I'd done drank so much I liked to drowned,
Saw that Uncle Crowder's show on the Bar Room tube,
Thought Maybe that Ol' stuff will get me lubed.

I ordered up a round for the hole danged crowd
that ol' bar room started gettin' really loud
In walked Alice a huntin' me down.
Looked better than a princess in a weddin' gown.
Prettiest girl in the whole darn town!

Much to my surprise she'd shed 300 pounds
my oh my!
He teeth looked white
her beard was gone
the wart on her chin was long gone

I'll never "See-Alice" in the same ol' way
but when I sober up it'll be heck to pay
Why'd I watch that info-mercial anyway?
Buy you some "See-Alice" anyway. :shock:

 

[warpaint]

If this condition lasts for over 4 hours, consult you're physician!! :shock: :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

If this condition lasts for over 4 hours, consult you're physician!! :shock: :shock:

I got me a tore rotator cuff and it may be the medifications I'm on.

 

[warpaint]

If this condition lasts for over 4 hours, consult you're physician!! :shock: :shock:

I got me a tore rotator cuff and it may be the medifications I'm on.

I'm almost skeered to ask but, How did you manange to tear you're rotater cuff? :?:

 

[Crowderfarms]

If this condition lasts for over 4 hours, consult you're physician!! :shock: :shock:

I got me a tore rotator cuff and it may be the medifications I'm on.

I'm almost skeered to ask but, How did you manange to tear you're rotater cuff? :?:

Well, to be perfectly honest, I was loading one of them thar Priefert 180 degree sweeps on the back of an older fellers flatbed, and that main gate weighs in at 199 and guess it was too much fer this Ol' left shoulder.Being a Doctor in most States, I feel I'll make a somewhat full recovery. Maybe.

 

[warpaint]

Now dang it, that's what you keep Larry hangin around for. As a candidate you can't just go around getting yourself injured. :shock:

 

[Bullbuyer]

Crowder needs an injection - somebody get a 16 gauge needle and a 20 cc syringe - fill it full of Uncle Crowder's Superfiltered Tonic Water (Lite) and shoot it in his rotating cuff ! I'd say that's right near his ankle bone, that's where the cuffs on my pants are !!!

 

[warpaint]

He keeps his shirtsleeves rolled up in cuffs, so has to be one tother. I agree a shot of Uncle Crowders magic elixer is in order! ;-)

 

[Bullbuyer]

Well, I'm the biggest feller so I'll hold him down, somebody needs to bring a stick for him to bite on, and somebody else needs to do the actual needle work. Any takers ? Pain for Crowder will be involved.

 

[warpaint]

BB, you got this all wrong! Crowder don't take no shots from a hypo, only from a glass!!! ;-)

 

[Bullbuyer]

Bout had to whup a boy from Tenn.
I was sittin' at a stop light last night - had a load of various odds and ends in the truck and I look over and this guy in the car next to me gives me a dirty look - I think he might have been wantin' to call me a name - something bad like 'hillbilly' or 'redneck'. I suppose he didn't like ol' Alan singing about it bein' five o'clock somewhere - course I did have it up a little loud.
Crowder - you need to teach 'em folks some manners before you send up here to the big cities - that starin' at folks might get ya' in trouble.

 

[warpaint]

BB,

Iffen it truly was an ole boy from down thisa way, he was probably tryin to figger out where you came up with all the good merchandise you was a totin in your truck! ;-)

Course then, he mighta wanted to know just where that honky tonk band wasa playin. Meebe you shoulda pulled over and splained it to him.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Bout had to whup a boy from Tenn.
I was sittin' at a stop light last night - had a load of various odds and ends in the truck and I look over and this guy in the car next to me gives me a dirty look - I think he might have been wantin' to call me a name - something bad like 'hillbilly' or 'redneck'. I suppose he didn't like ol' Alan singing about it bein' five o'clock somewhere - course I did have it up a little loud.
Crowder - you need to teach 'em folks some manners before you send up here to the big cities - that starin' at folks might get ya' in trouble.

Bullbuyer, I am here to furnish you a logical, accurate, and most of all truthful explanation.

It seems there are a large number of un-reported thefts of Tennessee tags. These tags usually appear on vehicles from Alabama, that have occupants that are dying to be like us.

Please dont be so presumptuous next time.Probably just some 'Bama Boy trying to unload some counterfeit TN. Tomatoes, to some Yankee market up north.

I would be on the lookout for one boy in particular, that goes by the name of MikeC. May be trying to "peddle" some Charolais Cattle.

 

[MikeC]

Bout had to whup a boy from Tenn.
I was sittin' at a stop light last night - had a load of various odds and ends in the truck and I look over and this guy in the car next to me gives me a dirty look - I think he might have been wantin' to call me a name - something bad like 'hillbilly' or 'redneck'. I suppose he didn't like ol' Alan singing about it bein' five o'clock somewhere - course I did have it up a little loud.
Crowder - you need to teach 'em folks some manners before you send up here to the big cities - that starin' at folks might get ya' in trouble.

Bullbuyer, I am here to furnish you a logical, accurate, and most of all truthful explanation.

It seems there are a large number of un-reported thefts of Tennessee tags. These tags usually appear on vehicles from Alabama, that have occupants that are dying to be like us.

Please dont be so presumptuous next time.Probably just some 'Bama Boy trying to unload some counterfeit TN. Tomatoes, to some Yankee market up north.

I would be on the lookout for one boy in particular, that goes by the name of MikeC. May be trying to "peddle" some Charolais Cattle.

Truthfully, I'd rather have a Massachusetts tag on my truck than a Tennessee tag.

Then people won't associate me with Phat Phil. :lol: :lol:

SEC games kick off this weekend Crowder. Auburn comes on ESPN2 Sat night. You might want to see how "REAL" football is played. ;-)

 

[warpaint]

I didn't know the Volunteers were on ESPN2 this week!!! ;-)


"Wish that I was on ole Rocky top." ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

Bout had to whup a boy from Tenn.
I was sittin' at a stop light last night - had a load of various odds and ends in the truck and I look over and this guy in the car next to me gives me a dirty look - I think he might have been wantin' to call me a name - something bad like 'hillbilly' or 'redneck'. I suppose he didn't like ol' Alan singing about it bein' five o'clock somewhere - course I did have it up a little loud.
Crowder - you need to teach 'em folks some manners before you send up here to the big cities - that starin' at folks might get ya' in trouble.

Bullbuyer, I am here to furnish you a logical, accurate, and most of all truthful explanation.

It seems there are a large number of un-reported thefts of Tennessee tags. These tags usually appear on vehicles from Alabama, that have occupants that are dying to be like us.

Please dont be so presumptuous next time.Probably just some 'Bama Boy trying to unload some counterfeit TN. Tomatoes, to some Yankee market up north.

I would be on the lookout for one boy in particular, that goes by the name of MikeC. May be trying to "peddle" some Charolais Cattle.

SEC games kick off this weekend Crowder. Auburn comes on ESPN2 Sat night. You might want to see how "REAL" football is played. ;-)

As if Uncle Crowder has an "Unbooked" Saturday night. Jeez MikeC get real! :lol:

 

[Bullbuyer]

The ol' boy was drivin' a late model Crown Victoria - he might a thought he was some kind of law man - modern day Buford T. chasin' the Bandit! Anyways, we ain't seen him since and the truck is now unloaded.
About them Charolais cattle - I seen a ol boy had a load of wore out Jersey cows, said he was gonna give 'em a light coat of white paint and head to 'Bama. Said a guy there would buy all he could haul him. Didn't give no name though - you boys might want to watch out!! Good thing about it - them kinda Charolais really milk good.

 

[MikeC]

About them Charolais cattle - I seen a ol boy had a load of wore out Jersey cows, said he was gonna give 'em a light coat of white paint and head to 'Bama. Said a guy there would buy all he could haul him. Didn't give no name though - you boys might want to watch out!! Good thing about it - them kinda Charolais really milk good.

I'll take 'em. There ain't no Jerseys left here! :lol:

It could do three things for me:

1-calving problems would be non existant (even though I would get runts)
2-Frame scores would drop below acceptable
3-Milk would increase to an all time unwanted high

 

[Bullbuyer]

There's not many Jerseys left around here. Couple of guys keep 'em for nurse cows and a few old folks still milk one or two but otherwise they're scarce as cheap gas.

 

[Bullbuyer]

Hated to dig this thread up again - just couldn't sit by and watch it fade away.

Any good WV questions for me ? I got all the answers - just need to match 'em up with some good questions.