Any New Tennessee Questions For Me?

[warpaint]

Just be your natural self, somethin is bound to happen! :shock:

 

[aplusmnt]

I am a little reluctant to vote for Crowder, I can only imagine all my tax dollars that will be spent on Pools, Hot tubs, game rooms, Poker rooms, I can imagine a new Casino room with an all night Night club added to the White House.

Also all that money that will be needed to add a new barn out back of the White House. And I can picture Warpaint bringing some Longhorns to graze that plush green grass out front.

 

[warpaint]

I am a little reluctant to vote for Crowder, I can only imagine all my tax dollars that will be spent on Pools, Hot tubs, game rooms, Poker rooms, I can imagine a new Casino room with an all night Night club added to the White House.

Also all that money that will be needed to add a new barn out back of the White House. And I can picture Warpaint bringing some Longhorns to graze that plush green grass out front.

First off, we need to clear up somethin. The "Rebel House" will be in good hands. What is the difference in spendin a little on recreation for constituents and spendin money on a box end wrench that cost the taxpayers millions of dollars.
Besides, them Longhorns would look great in the Rose Garden.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I am a little reluctant to vote for Crowder, I can only imagine all my tax dollars that will be spent on Pools, Hot tubs, game rooms, Poker rooms, I can imagine a new Casino room with an all night Night club added to the White House.

Also all that money that will be needed to add a new barn out back of the White House. And I can picture Warpaint bringing some Longhorns to graze that plush green grass out front.

I'm here, once again to dispell any thoughts of Reluctancy. This administration will 'fund' itself via the use of the above mentioned 'Facilities'.Aplus, there will be no more need for a White House. We're talking Rebel House here. Uncle Crowder's Cabin sort of thing.

Wouldn't you much rather watch a press conference on RFD-TV with me flanked by say a dozen Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads, all wearing overalls with tank tops, than a bunch of nerdy talking head type folks flanking our current administration? I mean what a sight to be seen pulling up to the Rebel House, with a team of Tennessee's finest Mules on a Buckboard for a high level meeting? With fuel being so gosh darn high, we can save millions all riding in the Presidential Mule-a- cade.

 

[aplusmnt]

I am a little reluctant to vote for Crowder, I can only imagine all my tax dollars that will be spent on Pools, Hot tubs, game rooms, Poker rooms, I can imagine a new Casino room with an all night Night club added to the White House.

Also all that money that will be needed to add a new barn out back of the White House. And I can picture Warpaint bringing some Longhorns to graze that plush green grass out front.

I'm here, once again to dispell any thoughts of Reluctancy. This administration will 'fund' itself via the use of the above mentioned 'Facilities'.Aplus, there will be no more need for a White House. We're talking Rebel House here. Uncle Crowder's Cabin sort of thing.

Wouldn't you much rather watch a press conference on RFD-TV with me flanked by say a dozen Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads, all wearing overalls with tank tops, than a bunch of nerdy talking head type folks flanking our current administration? I mean what a sight to be seen pulling up to the Rebel House, with a team of Tennessee's finest Mules on a Buckboard for a high level meeting? With fuel being so gosh darn high, we can save millions all riding in the Presidential Mule-a- cade.

Now I got an image of a Hee Haw type administration. You are winning my vote more and more every day.

Ok now I can not hold it back. What do they call the Show Hee Haw in Tennessee?............"Life Styles of the Rich and Famous"

 

[warpaint]

An excellent idear, Bubba!
One that is sure to gain votes from the mule crowd.

The Longhorns will be ready to be moved any day. We could even tie banners to their horns. ;-)

 

[aplusmnt]

An excellent idear, Bubba!
One that is sure to gain votes from the mule crowd.

The Longhorns will be ready to be moved any day. We could even tie banners to their horns. ;-)

You know how popular those Budwieser Draft Horses are, you guys could do the same thing for the "Moonshine Mules"

 

[warpaint]

An excellent idear, Bubba!
One that is sure to gain votes from the mule crowd.

The Longhorns will be ready to be moved any day. We could even tie banners to their horns. ;-)

You know how popular those Budwieser Draft Horses are, you guys could do the same thing for the "Moonshine Mules"

Crowder, we got us a spy in the organization!
I'll start an immediate investigation into this matter. Think Mike C is a prime suspect?
I did advise you to do a better background check, if you will recall. :roll:

 

[Crowderfarms]

An excellent idear, Bubba!
One that is sure to gain votes from the mule crowd.

The Longhorns will be ready to be moved any day. We could even tie banners to their horns. ;-)

You know how popular those Budwieser Draft Horses are, you guys could do the same thing for the "Moonshine Mules"

Crowder, we got us a spy in the organization!
I'll start an immediate investigation into this matter. Think Mike C is a prime suspect?
I did advise you to do a better background check, if you will recall. :roll:

I try to do my best at security screening, but MikeC Has been a 'Person of Interest' I received a high level PM from Muhammed Patel, over on the Rag Head boards, and he has briefed me on the immeadiate situation. Seems MikeC's a double agent operating from a Cyber Cafe in Toledo. He's also told me the 'C' stands for Commie.This is our first security breech. I have also learned from an undisclosed source, that MikeC and Flatoy+ are partners in a Gay nudist retreat down in Florida. This may shed some light on the situation.

 

[MikeC]

I did advise you to do a better background check, if you will recall.

Crowder thinks a "Background Check" always involves the use of K-Y jelly.

His secret wish to be in Proctology gave him away right off.

Ya'll leave me and flaboy alone down here, we're in the middle of an NFL Cheeleader Spring Camp. We're both worn to a frazzle with having to care for all these girls needs. :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I did advise you to do a better background check, if you will recall.

Crowder thinks a "Background Check" always involves the use of K-Y jelly.

His secret wish to be in Proctology gave him away right off.

Ya'll leave me and flaboy alone down here, we're in the middle of an NFL Cheeleader Spring Camp. We're both worn to a frazzle with having to care for all these girls needs. :shock:

Oh, I dont doubt yall are at an NFL cheerleading camp. That's the National Federation of Lesbians, Right?

 

[MikeC]

I did advise you to do a better background check, if you will recall.

Crowder thinks a "Background Check" always involves the use of K-Y jelly.

His secret wish to be in Proctology gave him away right off.

Ya'll leave me and flaboy alone down here, we're in the middle of an NFL Cheeleader Spring Camp. We're both worn to a frazzle with having to care for all these girls needs. :shock:

Oh, I dont doubt yall are at an NFL cheerleading camp. That's the National Federation of Lesbians, Right?

No. National Football League. Your Lesbo girls are in Nashville this week, they felt more at home up there. I'm tired. :help:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I did advise you to do a better background check, if you will recall.

Crowder thinks a "Background Check" always involves the use of K-Y jelly.

His secret wish to be in Proctology gave him away right off.

Ya'll leave me and flaboy alone down here, we're in the middle of an NFL Cheeleader Spring Camp. We're both worn to a frazzle with having to care for all these girls needs. :shock:

Oh, I dont doubt yall are at an NFL cheerleading camp. That's the National Federation of Lesbians, Right?

No. National Football League. Your Lesbo girls are in Nashville this week, they felt more at home up there. I'm tired. :help:

Thats not the report Flaboy gave me. He said it was the other NFL.I'm going to go with his story. :lol:

 

[VanC]

I'm tired. :help:

I can help you with one of 'em.........maybe. :?: :?:

 

[MikeC]

I'm tired. :help:

I can help you with one of 'em.........maybe. :?: :?:

Got a contract. Sorry, no substitutions. :lol: :lol:

 

[VanC]

I'm tired. :help:

I can help you with one of 'em.........maybe. :?: :?:

Got a contract. Sorry, no substitutions. :lol: :lol:

I'm a professional so I need a guaranteed contract whether I perform or not. ;-) ;-)

 

[pappy1]

IS THIS THREAD DUMB OR NOT?
SEEMS TO ME THE ONLY IT IS STILL ALIVE IS TO FEED SOME EGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE!

 

[Crowderfarms]

IS THIS THREAD DUMB OR NOT?
SEEMS TO ME THE ONLY IT IS STILL ALIVE IS TO FEED SOME EGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE!

Did anyone put a Glock to your sorry Ass head and make you read it?

 

[VanC]

IS THIS THREAD DUMB OR NOT?
SEEMS TO ME THE ONLY IT IS STILL ALIVE IS TO FEED SOME EGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE!

Your opinion has been duly noted and ignored.

 

[aplusmnt]

I did advise you to do a better background check, if you will recall.

Crowder thinks a "Background Check" always involves the use of K-Y jelly.

His secret wish to be in Proctology gave him away right off.

Ya'll leave me and flaboy alone down here, we're in the middle of an NFL Cheeleader Spring Camp. We're both worn to a frazzle with having to care for all these girls needs. :shock:

Oh, I dont doubt yall are at an NFL cheerleading camp. That's the National Federation of Lesbians, Right?

Crowder you say that like Lesbians are a bad thing? Everyone knows Lesbians are good, Dykes are bad! Bid difference! ;-)

But Hey I know you can not afford a scandal at the moment, but I am sure you will flip flop on your view once you are elected.