Unsolved Mystery

[TexasBred]

Would have to be an awfully small deer wouldn't it? It seems too big for a rat, wrong shape for a jack rabbit, it ain't coon, doesn't look like possum. I just don't know, it's literally shaped like a creep pellet, most of em are even squared off on the ends.[/quote]

Bet that hurts when the "door" slams shut.

 

[3waycross]

Would have to be an awfully small deer wouldn't it? It seems too big for a rat, wrong shape for a jack rabbit, it ain't coon, doesn't look like possum. I just don't know, it's literally shaped like a creep pellet, most of em are even squared off on the ends.[/quote]

Bet that hurts when the "door" slams shut.

It is from that armour plated ahole on those Armadillos. It must work like a chop saw!

 

[TexasBred]

Every day I have these all around and in my concrete water tank that sits 25 feet behind the house.

When I unroll it it is solid grass. It's a turd but it looks just like a creep pellet. What animal is making this turd?

What did it smell like? :shock:

 

[Caustic Burno]

They are literally everywhere. My barnyard troops are not doing their job because something is pooping literally 50-60 turds a day 10 yards from where they sleep. I'm bout to declare war, I just need to figure out who to game plan for.

Iso only you would be worried about a turd.
I suggest you set up your stand with nothing less than a 458 Lott that would pretty much take care of everything, or you can put out a rat trap.

 

[Commercialfarmer]

Where's the resident Sherlock Holmes of photographic evidence when you need him? I bet he could CSI the vegetation to determine the exact plant species from which we could cross reference the herbivorous animals with a predisposed palatability for the plant, along with endemic species of the area and narrowing the candidates by size and classic shape of fecal matter.

 

[greybeard]

Sell them.
Marketed as "Renewable resourced 100% Grass Fed and Grass Finished Little Sizzlers for Vegetarians".

 

[dun]

Where's the resident Sherlock Holmes of photographic evidence when you need him? I bet he could CSI the vegetation to determine the exact plant species from which we could cross reference the herbivorous animals with a predisposed palatability for the plant, along with endemic species of the area and narrowing the candidates by size and classic shape of fecal matter.

It would be easier to just test the DNA

 

[Commercialfarmer]

Where's the resident Sherlock Holmes of photographic evidence when you need him? I bet he could CSI the vegetation to determine the exact plant species from which we could cross reference the herbivorous animals with a predisposed palatability for the plant, along with endemic species of the area and narrowing the candidates by size and classic shape of fecal matter.

It would be easier to just test the DNA

I was just being a smart alec and referencing this. I'll have work on my delivery, it's never as funny if you have to explain it.
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Torn rotator cuff- required surgery. Cut end of index finger off when a gate slammed on it at 11 years old, it's still gone. I look for it sometimes but I think the dog ate it.

Ok, you confirmed what I thought, it is your hand that is in the picture of the black and white face bull. Am I right? That hand has an index finger missing a digit? I cannot hear myself fart, but I don't miss anything with the vision.

Yea, you're sharp as a tack for sure, except that ain't my bull, nor me in the picture. Just one I posted for someone else...

 

[ALACOWMAN]

seeing who you meant,, im with Dun. it still would be easier to DNA test..... in fact, ill pay for it

 

[john250]

seeing who you meant,, im with Dun. it still would be easier to DNA test..... in fact, ill pay for it

You'll think twice when you get the bill for that.

 

[chippie]

They are literally everywhere. My barnyard troops are not doing their job because something is pooping literally 50-60 turds a day 10 yards from where they sleep. I'm bout to declare war, I just need to figure out who to game plan for.

I amazed that you count them.

do you have ground squirrel? I say ground squirrel poop or some other type of squirrel.

 

[Dave]

I am thinking that you need to pull up a chair, pop another top or two or twelve, and wait to see the culprit. Be good practice for sitting in a deer stand, except you will be closer to the ground and have more liquid refreshments available.

 

[Caustic Burno]

They are literally everywhere. My barnyard troops are not doing their job because something is pooping literally 50-60 turds a day 10 yards from where they sleep. I'm bout to declare war, I just need to figure out who to game plan for.

I amazed that you count them.

do you have ground squirrel? I say ground squirrel poop or some other type of squirrel.

Only a turdhead like Isom could be entertained by rodent turd's much less count them.

 

[Isomade]

They are literally everywhere. My barnyard troops are not doing their job because something is pooping literally 50-60 turds a day 10 yards from where they sleep. I'm bout to declare war, I just need to figure out who to game plan for.

I amazed that you count them.

do you have ground squirrel? I say ground squirrel poop or some other type of squirrel.

Only a turdhead like Isom could be entertained by rodent turd's much less count them.

You forgot the part about unrolling them to see what they been eating. :lol:

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

GAME CAM!!

 

[ifarm26]

We get these in the pool and all over the tractors starting about mid summer. My guess is june bug, or japanese beetle poop. I may be wrong, but the places I have found it amaze me.

 

[greybeard]

A dang big Junebug to lay a turd that size.

 

[Kingfisher]

Texas Pocket gopher. Rare. A mini roto tiller.

 

[dieselbeef]

toads/lizards

 

[3waycross]

I love it...3 pages of name that turd!