Drier than a popcorn fart.Chuckie":i7jkkz6s said:Saw it in Texas one year. They smell bad as they die. Must be really dry there eh?
Isomade":14rss9dm said:Well, after some under cover investigation, and long hours of observation I have solved the great mystery. I had a hunch being that there were so many if them but did you know that a Grasshopper turd is up to 1/4 the size of ther body? I am absolutely plagued by them, I have never in my life seen it this bad. There are so many that their turds are covering the porches by the thousands and you can't ride a 4-wheeler thru the pasture.
Well, saw in the health & nutrion section that you were considering going into the possum ranching business a few years ago. Dunno who that worked out, but now you can try the Iso fried hopper business.Isomade":2kk7j8x8 said:Well, after some under cover investigation, and long hours of observation I have solved the great mystery. I had a hunch being that there were so many if them but did you know that a Grasshopper turd is up to 1/4 the size of ther body? I am absolutely plagued by them, I have never in my life seen it this bad. There are so many that their turds are covering the porches by the thousands and you can't ride a 4-wheeler thru the pasture.
It would be pretty good. There is 20 grams of protien in 100 grams of Grasshopper.Dega Moo":1al1w00s said:Isomade":1al1w00s said:Well, after some under cover investigation, and long hours of observation I have solved the great mystery. I had a hunch being that there were so many if them but did you know that a Grasshopper turd is up to 1/4 the size of ther body? I am absolutely plagued by them, I have never in my life seen it this bad. There are so many that their turds are covering the porches by the thousands and you can't ride a 4-wheeler thru the pasture.
Wonder how many grasshoppers you'd get caught in a round if you baled that hay? Really wonder if you wouldn't get some really good protein levels and a high relative feed value?
There is a recipe online for fried grasshopper. I've actually been doing some research to see how I might be able to capitalize on this deal.greybeard":1o6ih1c6 said:Well, saw in the health & nutrion section that you were considering going into the possum ranching business a few years ago. Dunno who that worked out, but now you can try the Iso fried hopper business.Isomade":1o6ih1c6 said:Well, after some under cover investigation, and long hours of observation I have solved the great mystery. I had a hunch being that there were so many if them but did you know that a Grasshopper turd is up to 1/4 the size of ther body? I am absolutely plagued by them, I have never in my life seen it this bad. There are so many that their turds are covering the porches by the thousands and you can't ride a 4-wheeler thru the pasture.
"Dang--them's tasty!"
greybeard":17bdv51g said:I've tried 'em before. Honestly, they were kinda like fried snake--they taste like whatever they're fried in--pretty bland otherwise.
Was that before the turd came out or before?? :shock:
TexasBred said:Isomade said:Would have to be an awfully small deer wouldn't it? It seems too big for a rat, wrong shape for a jack rabbit, it ain't coon, doesn't look like possum. I just don't know, it's literally shaped like a creep pellet, most of em are even squared off on the ends.[/quote]
I assume you haven't seen any deer from around here. :lol2: :roll:
Jogeephus":1mxqmipy said:Its definitely a rodent. Course it could be what we call a smart pill. Eat one and tell me what it tastes like then I can tell you whether or not its a smart pill. :mrgreen:
melking":2rzkznx0 said:My heart swells with love for my fellow posters that can burn up 4 pages on a "name That Turd" game. I love this forum.
melking":jome9b41 said:My heart swells with love for my fellow posters that can burn up 4 pages on a "name That Turd" game. I love this forum.
I think I read a couple days ago, that is a Native American word for "he who can't hunt worth a crap".TexasBred":a580ajvi said:melking":a580ajvi said:My heart swells with love for my fellow posters that can burn up 4 pages on a "name That Turd" game. I love this forum.
Had to identify the source before you could decide on the most applicable name for the turd. Since isom eats them I suppose he's going "vegan" on us.
melking":2c14p107 said:My heart swells with love for my fellow posters that can burn up 4 pages on a "name That Turd" game. I love this forum.