Toast...Here's To You!

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MikeC

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Anybody know any really good "Toasts"?

An old one for example:

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet"
 
Here's to it,
We all do it,
Bees do it and die,
Queen's do it and sigh,
But He77 no, I won't do it and I'll tell you why,
To my true love I promise to be true,
But I'll tell you what I'll do,
I'll lay down and let you do it,
Then I won't be cheat'n now will I?
 
"Here's to the bull that roams the wood. The one that does the cows so good. If not for him goin unshod. What would we do for beef by God?"

(Cleaned up some for younger viewers) ;-)
 
i'm not irish, but here's a few that are supposedly traditional irish toasts -

may you be buried in a coffin made from the wood of a 100 year old oak tree, that i'll plant tomorrow.

may you have been in heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead.

(for single men) may there be prettier knees under the table next year at this time.
 
I'd have 3 shots a whiskey down before mosta these could even be spoke. I still go for the old favorite "Skoal".
 
For all you Marines:

Had an old Sgt. Major with like 316 years in give a toast at a ball one year.

"The only thing I feel when I kill the enemy...is the recoil of my rifle!"
 

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