The Tiny Cabin

[TexasBred]

THE TINY CABIN

A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia and was on first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. The following conversation ensued:

"Anybody home?" she asked, "Yep," came a kid's voice through the door, "Is your father there?" asked the social worker, "Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid, "Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker, "Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid, "But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!

Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you overjoyed that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?

 

[slick4591]

:lol2:

 

[gimpyrancher]

Bet they get a property tax bill next year for that new house on the property. <smile>

 

[upfrombottom]

Two Marines were traveling through town today, and stopped to get a bite to eat and fill up there truck. They told me they were from NewYork and were on there way to Oklahoma City. While I was talking to them, a truck pulled up and parked beside us. One of the guys wanted to know what those long sticks, with the red bubbles on the ends, were in the back of that truck. I turned around and looked and started laughing when I realized what they were talking about. I said "Welcome to the South boys, those are fishing poles." :lol:

 

[Lammie]

Two Marines were traveling through town today, and stopped to get a bite to eat and fill up there truck. They told me they were from NewYork and were on there way to Oklahoma City. While I was talking to them, a truck pulled up and parked beside us. One of the guys wanted to know what those long sticks, with the red bubbles on the ends, were in the back of that truck. I turned around and looked and started laughing when I realized what they were talking about. I said "Welcome to the South boys, those are fishing poles." :lol:

Uh uh! They did not!