TXBobcat
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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man, " he said as he walked up to her but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars. "
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men...
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man, " he said as he walked up to her but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars. "
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men...
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