The 3

[skyline]

The 3:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.Maybe we should
give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment

 

[chrisy]

The Constitution....why not give them ours as well, we aren't using it either and ours is thousands of years old. :?

 

[Jalopy]

I thought I better not leave what I wrote.

 

[Jogeephus]

I'm proud to say that we still have the Ten Commandmants at our courthouse and we still fly the Southern Cross and sometimes the 3rd National but they are always lower than Old Glory.