Old people have problems too..

[Limomike]

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

 

[bigbull338]

:lol:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

probably just go poof ""powder""" any way :lol:

 

[alisonb]

:lol: I don't know which is funnier, the joke or ALA's comment.

 

[melking]

I am with alison on this one. I spit diet pepsi all over my keyboard when I read ALA's comment. :clap:

 

[Isomade]

probably just go poof ""powder""" any way :lol:

:lol:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

an 80 year old man went to see his doctor,,doc i need to lower my sex drive... doctor said sir your 80 years old, dont you think thats all in your head??? the old man said dam right! thats why i need it lowered :cowboy:

 

[3waycross]

Another 80 yr old went to the Doctor and was told that they wanted a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood sample.....he handed them his underwear.

 

[Isomade]

Another 80 yr old went to the Doctor and was told that they wanted a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood sample.....he handed them his underwear.

:lol:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Another 80 yr old went to the Doctor and was told that they wanted a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood sample.....he handed them his underwear.

:cowboy: im still a few years back this side of the blood sample yet...............................i hope

 

[Kathie in Thorp]

KNOCK IT OFF!!! I can only clean off my keyboard so many times in a couple hours!!!!! First it was coffee, and then I choked up lunch, and now it's Pepsi.