Knowin' the difference

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Earl Thigpen

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OK, Tommy.

Husband and wife were sittin' in front of the fireplace readin' their parts of the newspaper when the wife rolls up the newspaper into a tight roll and walks over and slaps her hubby up side the head. Surprised and a little stunned he asks her "what was that for"? She replys "that's for bein' such a lousy lover".

So he lets it slide for a few minutes and he can't take it anymore. He rolls his newspaper up into a tight roll and clobbers her with it. She picks herself up off the floor and asks "what was that for"?

His reply "that's for knowin' the difference"!!!
 

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