frenchie
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Fw: Don't mess with a Newfie!
>>> A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when
>>> this
>>> >> huge, burly guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he
>>> hits
>>> >> him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly
>>> says,
>>> >>
>>> >> "That's a karate chop from Korea."
>>> >>
>>> >> Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes
>>> drinking his
>>> >> beer.
>>> >>
>>> >> The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as
>>> he
>>> >> walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck
>>> and
>>> >> knocks
>>> >> him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
>>> >>
>>> >> The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour
>>> later he
>>> >> comes
>>> >> back and sees the burly guy sitting at the bar. He walks
>>> up behind
>>> >> him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.
>>> >>
>>> >> The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh, tell
>>> him
>>> >> that was a crowbar from Canadian Tire."
>>>
>>>
>>> A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when
>>> this
>>> >> huge, burly guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he
>>> hits
>>> >> him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly
>>> says,
>>> >>
>>> >> "That's a karate chop from Korea."
>>> >>
>>> >> Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes
>>> drinking his
>>> >> beer.
>>> >>
>>> >> The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as
>>> he
>>> >> walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck
>>> and
>>> >> knocks
>>> >> him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
>>> >>
>>> >> The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour
>>> later he
>>> >> comes
>>> >> back and sees the burly guy sitting at the bar. He walks
>>> up behind
>>> >> him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.
>>> >>
>>> >> The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh, tell
>>> him
>>> >> that was a crowbar from Canadian Tire."
>>>
>>>