TexasBred
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*****How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
*****Woman's Answer: ****One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.** **And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the **#** &%!** ** *light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would **STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER **PICKS UP OR** **CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED **FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!** **IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! **AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
**THE **TOILET PAPER ROLL **!!** ** * *I'm sorry. What was the question?*
*****Woman's Answer: ****One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.** **And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the **#** &%!** ** *light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would **STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER **PICKS UP OR** **CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED **FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!** **IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! **AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
**THE **TOILET PAPER ROLL **!!** ** * *I'm sorry. What was the question?*