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    Old Question Answered.

    Not only do they poop in the woods, but judging by the cars in the background, they'll apparently drive all the way out there to do it. Who knew?
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    My gift to my Buddy..

    My dad one bought a rebuilt wreck we called the Topo.. Or, the Tempaz, depending. Bodyshop apparently half a Ford Tempo and half a Mercury Topaz, each with opposite end damage, so they cut them in half and welded it up to make one car.. For some reason -- I think just to be funny -- they left...
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    How about some odd and funny town names

    Couldn't be any worse than what we've got in Frankfort now.. Thought of another funny town name -- Effingham, Illinois. The syndicated morning radio program "The Bob & Tom Show" has a little skit centered around a phony restaurant in Effingham, complete with customer testimonials about how...
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    Just say no to Wikipedia

    I've found that a good way to get an idea of Wikipedia's accuracy is to take a look at the wiki page dedicated to something you personally know really, really well.. I looked at the wiki page on "N-Series" Ford tractors one day and was just totally disappointed by all the errors and...
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    How about some odd and funny town names

    Dwarf, KY Pigeon Roost, KY Cow Creek, KY Calf Creek, KY Bull Creek, KY Bagdad, KY Hazard, KY Hi Hat, KY The list goes on (and on... and on... and on...), but here's my personal favorite... Big Bone Lick State Park, which happens to be located between Beaverlick and Rabbit Hash. Incidentally...
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    Book bad, again. This sure does get old.

    Then I guess I'm just not sure why you're pointing out the lazy black people standing around wasting air at your alma mater, yet failing to mention the air-wasters of different colors.. Could be just a different perspective, though.. Here in Kentucky, most of our bums and leeches are white.
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    Book bad, again. This sure does get old.

    I'm back. :D I haven't seen it in print.. All I've seen is that they're trying to get it removed from the curriculum. Like I said before, perhaps you can point me to a source saying that they're trying to get it banned from the library? I'm not looking to have anything banned. I'm just...
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    Book bad, again. This sure does get old.

    At least I'm addressing your points instead of telling you that you get to be on the debate team. Would you be in favor of having Madonna's book "Sex" in a high school curriculum -- complete with photos of Madonna's junk -- or would you "ban" that book? Because, see, I think you'd probably...
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    Book bad, again. This sure does get old.

    I remember that rhyme from when I was a kid, but it wasn't ni**er or chigger.. It was tiger. I've heard it said with the n-word, but I always thought that to be the substitution -- not the other way around.
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    Book bad, again. This sure does get old.

    Last I checked, about 25% of the US military is black. Given that they comprise far less than 25% of the general population, it would seem to me that they're actually more likely than whites to commit themselves to getting their a$$es shot at.
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    Book bad, again. This sure does get old.

    First you say the teacher said the word as it applied to the book.. Now you say she screwed up, and that the big problem is that it's on the news.. The reason it ended up on the news is because the people who produce news programs know stories like these get people's attention, and getting...
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    Book bad, again. This sure does get old.

    When the kid -- the only black kid in the class -- asked her to shorten it to "the n-word" because he -- again, the only black kid in class -- didn't like seeing it on the chalkboard, she apparently responded by saying "Does it offend you? It hurts, doesn't it?" Now, does that sound to you...
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    Words Not Heard Much Anymore

    fotch forth Anybody know that one?
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    How do you talk to a Chicken?

    Shouldn't it be FOWL? :help:
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    How would you handle his order for hay?

    Took me a minute to figure out what the "be nice" was sub'd in for.. Got it now.. Good for your ol' boss. Reminds me of a story my dad told me, from when he was a kid helping a guy throw bales on a trailer.. They went out into the "hayfield" -- a weedy, overgrown pasture -- and my dad (he's...
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    How would you handle his order for hay?

    Tell him exactly what you'd expect to hear if you called up your local feed store and told them to reserve 40 rolls for you just in case you might need them over the winter.. I suspect it would sound something like: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol...
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    Question to Macon

    My two ads were for "Fast Cash" and "Distance Learning." Google must know I'm poor and stupid. :lol:
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    Caustic in Oklahoma??

    That's not what I'm asking.. What I'm asking is how many good cattlemen found this site, lurked around for a while, figured out that there was a little clique that people either agreed with or were shunned, and didn't even bother to register.. I'm guessing it's happened enough times to fill...
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    Never tail gate a BIG TRUCK.....

    If you look closely at the first picture, there's a faint but very distinguishable blood trail coming from the guy's right heel.. As the pictures get closer and closer, it becomes even more gruesomely apparent.. There was a similar accident around here a few years back.. A guy was trying to...
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    In case you're interested

    Bruce Knight, the USDA undersecretary in charge of NAIS, stated early this year that NAIS was voluntary, and that there were no longer any plans to make it mandatory.. When asked for a gaurantee, he cited the criticism USDA received from producers over the plan and simply said it wasn't...
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