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I request political asylum by the government of the Great Nation of Texas. Can I bring some good woods dogs and horses with me? I'm told East Texas is similar to my terrain.

Keep your chin up Crowder. It happens to all of us. Every time I hear the song "In Color" I'm reminded of a few old pals. They just don't make em like that anymore.

Years ago some old timers were ticketed for gambling. They insisted they were only playing with chips but the law still gave them a rough time. When one of the men showed up to pay his fine he threw some chips on the counter. The clerk told him he could not pay with those, they weren't...

~Socks are only for bowling. ? ~ You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. Does toting a slicker on your saddle count? ~ A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. Been caught doing this a lot. ~...

In my area, they can try to classify you as feedlot if you are above a certain density. Then they can hit you up for permits and zoning hocus. Don't know exactly what the density is, but I imagine it's pretty high.

They should check their math on the Zoloft.

Just got finished puttin all the bulls out. Don't visit quite as much. 99% of the topics are repetitive. Occasionally one can find a good read though. Are you wishin you were back in FL right now?

Actually get paid to pester 6,000 cows and 300 bulls, 30 or 40 asses and a dozen horses. Don't really know how many calves yet. Keeps a feller young.

Adam's is a few minutes up the road from me, depending on which of their ranches; Kenansville, Ft. Pierce or a few other small pieces. Actually more than a few minutes considering the place I'm at is 50 square miles. I'm planning on making their sale in November to add a few heifers to my bunch...

Fla...I was startin a hurricane arsed, parrot lipped, snorty cracker 3 months ago. I reckon he had me figured. Just as soon as I let my guard down he gave me one last show. I ended up with a grade 3 shoulder seperation, surgery to repair and 6 weeks of PT to get back to half norm. The rest of...

I recently had the pleasure of working with a college intern. He was from Brazil and was finalizing his degree in verterinary science. His English was broken but he was quite handy with a herd of cattle. For a few months we raked him over the coals. He responded wih hard work and incredible...

What's with the "Gay" thing in Gators. The jabs are meaningless now fellers. We are the CHAMPIONS. Try again next year.

How about Yeehaw Junction, FL. It's about 3 minutes from my house. It's really just a spot where 2 highways cross each other. It consists of 2 gas stations and a bar. The bar is called "The Desert Inn" which is so old it's on the historical register. It was originally known as "Jackass Junction"...

I once made the same statement and was corrected by Arnold Ziffle. Are you sure?

What about that new song from Alan Jackson "Like a rose" or something to that effect. Is it open bar?

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin" (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

The boys from the swamp have been unleashed. In laws root for Vols, my side for Gators. What a war going on in this house!

Mile Marker 1 on US1 in Key West claims to be the Southernmost point in the US. Are they wrong?

Dun is basically the staple of this website. Never seen false or less than helpful information out of him. And I've been posting alond side of him for a couple years now. This website owes a debt of gratitude. Whattaya say Macon? A special title for our pal?

A buddy of mine who dayrides at our outfit from time to time thinks a lot like you. His name is Travis B.