DOC HARRIS
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Hey, B-2! Did you have the seat belt securely fastened on your doggie? Did you have adequate Side-Impact Air Bags on your vehicle to safely protect the passenger? Did you complete a thorough Accident Report for the Police and the Insurance Investigator and other Governmental Authorities so that when Mrs. Cow filed a complaint listing Whiplash and subsequent Aggravated injuries resullting from the Attractive Nuisance you presented to prevent Mrs. Cow from performing her protective duties toward her offspring you had legal grounds upon which to stand? You may expect Mrs. Cow's Attorney to contact you in the near future! And I would advise you to keep an eye on her at all times, because she will - - GITCHA! Oh, Yes! You might get a report from your dear, frightened doggie as to the mental trauma she suffered as Mrs. Cow tore into the side of her protective vehicle, for she was well aware as to how dangerous Mrs. Cow could prove to be as a result of Post Partum Endocrine Hormonal Stress influences recurring from Anterior Pituitary Gland functions ensuing subsequent to parturition! Mrs. Cow's Attorney could be stopped at the Cattle Guard if you prepare a well-documented rebuttal - and - hand him an estimate for repairs to your door! Let me know if there is anything I can do to help in this instance!Brandonm2":iewzwhn3 said:I am lazy so I drive the truck into the field at all times. I also use dogs to run cows up, move them from field to field, etc. Well, I don't let my dog mess with any new mamas, for obvious reasons. During late winter I came up with the brilliant idea of bringing some hay and feed down to a baldie cow which had just calved. So the dog would not be a problem, I put her in the cab. That cow eyed that dog. Feeling clever, that the dog was distracting the cow, I put out the hay and feed and messed with the calf completely ignored by the cow. The dog did not like a cow snorting at her so bared her teeth and said come get me, and the cow launched herself into my passenger side door.....the door was not a pretty site afterwards. Don't underestimate what a mad cow can do.
DOC HARRIS