I remember I was looking for a job about 10 years ago and saw that someone was looking for someone to tend to his cows and calving while he attended a conference (shorthorn association), and he got a few callers, he called one back and got his wife, so he asked her some questions like "Has he ever had experience calving out cows"... the answer was "No, but he learns really quickly"... his answer, the best, was "if you were giving birth, would you want a doctor who is experience or who learns quickly" The point was taken, then I showed up and we had a good calving season.
Another story is more of a language barrier story, I was working at a steel fabrication shop and a phillipino guy comes into the office and says "do you have any ceasars?", my buddy looks at him and says, "no, theres beer in the fridge though".. "nooooo. SEEESARS!"... "What???? OOOH Scissors!!!"
This is the same guy who hit his wedding ring with the MIG welder and needed my help to cut the ring off his hand... musta caught hell from his old lady for that one!