THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE

[flaboy?]

THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have Francois color my hair
66 Need to have Francois color my wig

FAVORITE SPORT
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"

FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man

HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66

IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast

WEIGHT
17 110 pounds
25 134 pounds
35 170 pounds
48 200 pounds
66 110 pounds

 

[Lammie]

The shot of jack with in ensure chaser sounds tempting...

 

[backhoeboogie]

There went another keyboard.

 

[RebelCritter]

That is actually kinda encouraging! Looks like we gets better with age! :lol:

cept they dont all work for me...
hate wine
dont care about my hair
hate shopping
prefer home alone
love my man!
love all the critters
married? dont think so
dont date
maintaining same weight forever

 

[flaboy?]

That is actually kinda encouraging! Looks like we gets better with age! :lol:

cept they dont all work for me...
hate wine
dont care about my hair
hate shopping
prefer home alone
love my man!
love all the critters
married? dont think so
dont date
maintaining same weight forever

Ha, that's what they all say. :lol:

 

[msscamp]

flaboy, sounds to me like you need to raise your sights quite a bit higher! ;-) :lol: :lol:

 

[rkm]

Boy oh boy, Floboy! You sure do know a lot about women!

 

[flaboy?]

flaboy, sounds to me like you need to raise your sights quite a bit higher! ;-) :lol: :lol:

Ok mom, go ahead an give me that motherly advice. :lol: Tell me what my sights should be.