By no means are any slights intended, I am telling as I heard it…..
A man with a cleft pallet (harelip) walked into a nut store owned by a Jewish man with a big nose.
'How much are your Brazil nuts?' he asked
The Jew replied, '$2.75 per lb.'
'Oh, expensive eh? How much are your cashews?'
' They are $4.29'
'Even more!' The harelip replied. 'How much are your peanuts then?'
'I charge $1.25 for them', said the Jew
The harelip then said, ' I can't afford anything her, I'll look elsewhere. Before I go though, you might have noticed I have a slight speech impediment and I would like to thank you for not making comment or fun of it.'
The Jew replied, ' You're welcome, as you noticed I have a very large nose and you didn't make fun of it either.'
The harelip shouted, 'Nose! Nose! I thought that was your @#$!% your nuts are so high!'
A man with a cleft pallet (harelip) walked into a nut store owned by a Jewish man with a big nose.
'How much are your Brazil nuts?' he asked
The Jew replied, '$2.75 per lb.'
'Oh, expensive eh? How much are your cashews?'
' They are $4.29'
'Even more!' The harelip replied. 'How much are your peanuts then?'
'I charge $1.25 for them', said the Jew
The harelip then said, ' I can't afford anything her, I'll look elsewhere. Before I go though, you might have noticed I have a slight speech impediment and I would like to thank you for not making comment or fun of it.'
The Jew replied, ' You're welcome, as you noticed I have a very large nose and you didn't make fun of it either.'
The harelip shouted, 'Nose! Nose! I thought that was your @#$!% your nuts are so high!'