> > Haircuts
> >
> > One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> > about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
> > I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left
> > the shop.
> >
> > When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
> > you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
> > the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> > community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber go was to open up there is a 'thank you'
> > card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > ; Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
> > tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
> > from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very
> > happy and leaves the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
> > card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business'
> > and 'Becoming More Successful'.
> >
> > 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> > bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> > community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
> > shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> > Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
> >
> > And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
> > citizens of our country and the members of our Congress!
> >
> > One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
> > about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
> > I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left
> > the shop.
> >
> > When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
> > you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
> > the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> > community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber go was to open up there is a 'thank you'
> > card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
> >
> > ; Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
> > tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
> > from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very
> > happy and leaves the shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
> > card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business'
> > and 'Becoming More Successful'.
> >
> > 'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> > bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
> > community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
> > shop.
> >
> > The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> > Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
> >
> > And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
> > citizens of our country and the members of our Congress!
