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Tommy Ruyle

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Mar 8, 2005
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Medora, Illinois
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said, "They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale." :D

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