Tommy Ruyle
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One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," she said, "They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale."
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," she said, "They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale."